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“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters… from giving blow jobs. “I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ “I told my boyfriend - he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’ “I’ve only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life.”

Lionel Richie has said that he approved of Nicole Richie’s new beau, Brody Jenner. He also revealed that Brody has been a close family friend for many years.

He said: “I was there when (Brody) was born! They grew up together. To see them together now is like, “Where are you going with this?” But they’re having a wonderful time.”

Brody’s mom, Linda Thompson, seems to be quite happy with their relationship too. She told People magazine “(Nicole) is like my godchild. … She’s a darling girl, very intelligent and very together. I think they’re very cute (as a couple). Will they get married? Who knows? He’s young and so is she.”

The new couple were recently photographed together. Nicole almost fell because she lost her balance trying to carry a bag that had a good 20 pounds on her! As for Brody, did you not hear your new ladylove grunt as she nearly tumbled to her knees? Is it us, but doesn’t it look like Brody’s deliberately trying to walk ahead of Nicole so that she doesn’t pull him down with her? Too funny!

In the October issue of Glamour, Jessica Simpson admitted to getting Restylane pumped into her lips. DUH!

“I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

New York City plastic surgeon Andrew Jacono says Restylane – a protein-based gel – is safer than collagen (which comes from animals): “It’s the gold standard.”

*Click on the pictures to see Jessica at a Yahoo! party for her album A Public Affair. The girl looks like she’s trying awfully hard to make us think that she’s soooo cute by holding up a sign revealing to all her party goers that she couldn’t speak. The sign really should’ve said “I Lost My Talent” Well, her 15 minutes should be up soon because according to our watches, Jessica”s fame time now stands at 14 minutes and counting…..

Shakira-Zahara, it’s all the same to Jon Voight. At the fourth annual Bafta Tea Party (BAFTA is the Oscars for Brits), Angelina’s estranged father was talking with a reporter on the red carpet when he decided to send out birthday wishes to Maddox. He pulled that off, but then things took an ugly turn. Voight also decided to send a shout out to his granddaughters Shiloh and Shakira. Yes, Shakira. The correct name — Zahara! The reporter quickly corrected him, but he yet again failed to register the tot’s name pronouncing it Shahara - a move doubtful to impress Angie.

Voight: "Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! 5 years old–it’s a big one! You’re getting to be a young man, and I send my love to you. And send my love to…uh…Shakira…and…Shahira… [To reporter] Is it Shakira or Shahira?"

Reporter: "Zahara."

Voight: "Shahara! Shahara!"

You know, just when things had kinda calmed down after PETA representatives "punked" Beyonce with an impromptu meeting a few months back, Beyonce has gone out and enraged PETA once again! This photoshoot is for the second single "Ring the Alarm" from Beyonce’s second CD, "B-Day." Beyonce’s not only used alligators for her own skanky purposes, but even had the nerve to tape their mouths shut!! We’re thinking that Beyonce did this because these alligators could actually talk and she feared that they would run and tell everyone how much her sophomore CD really sucked! But if taping the alligator’s mouths wasn’t bad enough, this crazy chick had the nerve to go around boasting about it! We’re for taping Beyonce’s mouth AND body…lest she throw another convulsion, that she calls dance routines!