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“Paris” Sucks

August 30, 06 by Admin

Paris Hilton 2Big surprise! In the first week of its release, Paris Hilton’s self-titled CD, Paris, is being widely considered by many music insiders to be a complete and utter failure. With only 75,000 copies sold in the United States, next week’s projected sales are said to drop significantly to 30,000. Because "Paris" is fading away at the bottom of Billboard’s Hot 100, Hilton’s label reportedly rushed to release her second single. "The international outlook is not much better for her," an insider told PageSix. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can’t back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can’t sing live." The source added Paris was advised a year ago to do some voice training and learn an instrument to prepare for a small tour, but "obviously" she didn’t listen.

In other Paris news, Cher’s son, Elijah Blue Allman, told Howard Stern the other day that he did the deed with Paris Hilton before she was famous and that he was extremely worried that he may have picked up a sexually transmitted disease from her. He said that the two met up, got down to business and as soon as they were done he raced downstairs and scrubbed his privates with a household cleaner to "disinfect" them.



Hear Ye, Hear Ye…Step Right Up For the Bustiest Show On Earth

August 30, 06 by Admin

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Here we find Christina and her new hubby, Jordan, attending a costume party dressed as a ringmaster and assistant. We’re wondering how Christina could have squeezed both of her assets into that teeny, tiny, bustier! Talk about cups running over! Christina, honey, next time wear a top that fits Girlfriend!

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If Celebs Actually Looked Like Us

August 29, 06 by Admin

Ever wondered what your favourite celeb would look like if he or she were to gain a few extra pounds? Well, these pictures show us what Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Justin Timberlake would look like if they stopped hitting the gym and only lived on fried donuts, pizza, mocca lattes, and cheese french fries!

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Nick & Vanessa (Still Going Strong)!

August 29, 06 by Admin

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Nick and Vanessa are looking snug as a bug in a rug with one another on vacation at a Santa Barbara resort! And we know that ’ol Jess is eating her heart out because Vanessa is looking smoking hot in that black bikini! And we caught ya looking at Vanessa’s bootah, Nick! These two are still going strong, after how many weeks? Does Nick look happy to you? Does Vanessa look happy to you? Do you think that they have what it takes to make it for the long haul? You tell us!

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Janet Jackson - Sexy or Skanky?

August 29, 06 by Admin

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Well, Janet certainly appears to be upping her sexy image BIG TIME! This doesn’t necessarily come as a surprise to any of us because Janet recently said that she plans to do sexy poses until she’s 80! Do you find Janet’s pictures sexy or skanky? You tell us!

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