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And according to Nicole, they never will.

Rumor had it that Paris and Nicole had finally made up. X17 had released a video of what seemed like a friendly conversation between the two. Nicole took the call while she was filing her car with gas and was so over-exicted about talking to her friend that she dropped her phone. As much as we wanted it to be true, we were quite skeptical.

Days later, Nicole was interviewed by Tyra Banks  and said that there’s “no chance”of a reconciliation. She explains that they haven’t been friends for longer than we think and that the friendship had actually ended a couple of years before Hilton announced it.

Nicole also denied rumors that the two parted ways when Richie hosted a viewing of Hilton’s infamous sex tape, explaining, “There was no falling out. We’re just not the same people.”

Joe Simpson is meddling in his daughters life again. Jessica was apparently thrilled to score a part in the movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ but Papa Joe keeps getting in the way causing people on the film to rethink Jessicas part. Page Six Reports:

Simpson’s new movie could have a bad ending. The beleaguered singer was psyched to start work on ‘Blonde Ambition,’ produced by ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ star Justin Berfield. But Berfield was heard over the weekend complaining about the excessive demands her father, Joe, is making - and that they might endanger Simpson’s role in the flick. A rep for Simpson said, “Well, Joe is a producer in the movie, too, so that would be weird.” A rep for Berfield said, “Yes, his company is producing the movie.”

In other news, Joe Simpson was quoted by US Weekly as saying “I want to beat the crap out of Bam Margera”. Now Bam Margera is the star from “Jackass” who claims he did the deed with Jessica right under Joe Simpson’s roof. He added: “It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It’s not a secret.” 

Ken Baker from Us Weekly revealed to Ryan Seacrest on Kiisfm, that when Joe Simpson was told about Bam’s comments about his daughter the pushy dad commented by saying “As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this,”

In an interview with ‘Extra’ set to air tonight, Harry opens up about his relationship/break up with Lindsay Lohan.

Harry on Lindsay: “We’re just sort of taking a little breather right now and slowing things down. A lot of people started saying we’re engaged. It put a lot of pressure on things….We need a little space.”

Harry on the media: “The media getting involved always makes it more difficult. I’m a very private person. I’m sure she has dealt with it for years, (but it) puts a lot of pressure on me.”

Jessica Simpson on her rooster necklace: ”This is my c**k! This is about how raunchy as I get these days. I don’t need have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. I saw it and said to myself, I’ve found my c**k! I’ve found my man!”

Our reader Gin sent us an e-mail and was very interested in knowing whether Harry and Lindsay are still together. So this one’s for you Gin!

Some sources claim that Lindsay and Harry broke up briefly last week, but got back together the very next day. Other sources are claiming that the two broke up permanently.

Lindsay’s rep denies both reports and states that the two are very much together and that the rumours are simply “not true.”

A couple of days later Lindsay was spotted getting into some heavy canoodling with billionaire Greek boy toy and Paris’ on again off again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos.

According to the New York Post Lindsay was overheard calling Stavros on Saturday, “No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together].”

Whether this is just a plan to make Harry jealous and drive Paris Hilton insane at the same time is yet to be seen!