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“I am a legend in my own mind, the greatest porn star I know. You can’t be a love songwriter and not be the greatest porn star.”

Christina Aguilera and Hubby Jordan Bratman set aside two days in the week where they get to spend some quality time together.

• “We have naked Sundays. You just lie in bed all day and chill with each other and do things that husbands and wives do. We love our cosiness.”
• “We have our taco night. He cooks the meat and I chop the tomatoes and the lettuce. It’s important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship.”

This is not what we needed to see first thing in the morning! Robbie Williams, who won best international pop arist, at the MTV Latin America Awards, showed us more than we could handle when he pulled down his pants and put his hairy butt right out there for the whole world to see. Just after performing, he mooned one of his fans and then turned around and showed the unfortunate girl his better side!

 

If Joe Simpson hasn’t creeped you out in the past, this sure is to do the trick. Check out this recent picture of Jessica that JOE took out of his daughter looking sexy in bed, baring quite a reasonable amount of thigh. There is a head indentation in the other pillow implying that this was supposed to be a post-sex picture. Is it just us or is this picture extremly disturbing?

Two very memorable Joe Simpson quotes:

“She’s got double-D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

“Jessica has waited to sing about or have sex until she’s married. And now she’s married and now and I think we’re celebrating the fact that she can do it until she’s blue in the face and she can sing about it too.”

Jessica recently addressed the first quote saying: “No, I’ve had double D’s for a long time. Are you kidding? No. My family is extremely close. I talk to my mom about my sex life. That’s not something that creeps me out. We’re Podunk Southern. And my dad is very open about his ideas and…it’s disgusting that people would actually think…people are making a judgment on something that is false.”

Jennifer Lopez isn’t the only one who is possesive in her marriage. Hubby, Marc Anthony, has a few insecurity issues of his own.

According to sources, her steamy scenes with LL Cool J on of the set of the rapper’s promo for ‘Control Myself’, left Marc fuming at the mouth.

A source says, “he stormed off in a rage after seeing the pair get up close and personal.”

LL Cool J, admits that he and J.Lo did have a lot of sexual chemistry. He says, “We had a lot going on. So when Jen’s husband came on set - he was only there for a minute before he left again.”