January 23, 07 by Ballz!
We love Jennifer Lopez. Her fur-wearing ways? Not so much! And so we don’t blame PETA for targeting her. On Friday night two members of the animal-loving group pretended to audition for her new reality show ‘Glow After Dark,’ but before the crowd knew what hit them, PETA launced into a tirade against J.Lo.
The singer/actress was not present to hear the activists call her a ” fur ho” but we’re hoping she heard them say: “…the most important thing about being a diva…is not only being sexy and being stylish, but is not wearing real f***ing fur!”
January 23, 07 by Ballz!
Ballz interrupts your regularly scheduled celebrity news for some not so thrilling news on Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, the ‘’singer” will not be serving any jail time for DUI charges. She will instead be given 36 months of probation, a $390 fine, which is sure to make her happy considering it’s peanuts to her. However, Paris must also attend an alcohol education program and while it’s not the same as seeing her in an orange jumpsuit…we’ll take what we can get!
January 22, 07 by Ballz!
When former pastor Joe Simpson isn’t discussing his daughter’s biggest assets - Jessica Simpson is doing the talking for him.
The boobily blessed singer says her breasts stopped her from singing in her church’s gospel choir, as she distracted men from focusing on God. However, you won’t hear Chestica complaining about them now.
She says: ”I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them. she adds. ”They’re like wearing a great necklace. You can’t pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones.”
January 21, 07 by Ballz!
After months of heartache and a divorce battle that almost drove him over the edge, a shattered Paul McCartney has reportedly offered Heather Mills a divorce settlement of $63 million in an effort to keep the bitter relationship breakdown out of court. In addition to the $63 million, Heather will receive a home in London and a home in Beverly Hills. The hush-hush divorce settlement(if accepted by Mills) means McCartney will never have to publicly defend himself against Heathers shocking claims of physical abuse.
January 19, 07 by Ballz!
Having lost a dog myself I can tell you losing your dog is one of the worst things that can happen. But when you lose a pet to drowning it doesn’t get any worse than that. Animal lover Pink first-hand experienced the heartbreak that comes with losing a pet.
The singer left her L.A. home for a short time and returned to find her bulldog Elvis lifelessly floating in her backyard pool. She desperately tried to revive the little fellow but it was too late. Elvis would often swim in the pool and had never got into any difficulty before.
The superstar is very hurt, understandably, especially since Elvis was given to her by good friend Lisa Marie Presley, hence the name.
