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Quote Of The Day

June 08, 07 by Ballz!

Paris Hilton

“This decision sends the message that no individual — no matter how wealthy or powerful — is above the law. Today, justice was served.” - The man behind it all, LA City Attorney, Rocky Delgadillo on Judge Sauer’s decision ordering Paris Hilton back to jail.



Paris, Don’t Drop The Soap!

June 08, 07 by Ballz!

Paris Hilton

We sure do hope Paris enjoyed her one night at home, as she’s just been ordered to serve her full sentence of 45 days minus the 5 days already served. Wait, it gets better — Paris’ sentence was previously cut down to half, but the little stunt she pulled reportedly got her 17 more days in the Big house.

She was brought to court in handcuffs wearing a gray sweater, gray pinstripe slacks and looking disheveled with her hair in a messy ponytail.

All through the hearing Paris cried uncontrollably as her body shook constantly. She also clasped her hands in prayer several times and turned to her parents
seated behind her in the courtroom and mouthed, “I love you.” When the sentence was handed out, “It’s not right!” Paris shouted as deputies “physically escorted” her out of the courtroom. She was also heard screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”

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Sound The Trumpets…Paris May be Headed Back To Jail!!

June 08, 07 by Ballz!

Paris Hilton

The Los Angeles justice system is just as disgusted with Paris Hilton and her so called jail sentence as the staff at Ballz. They have filled a motion asking to have her returned to jail and this time serve out her full sentence — and the judge who originally sentenced her to 45 days in prison has, indeed, ordered Paris back to his LA courtroom at 9am today to decide her fate.

The last-minute hearing was requested by our new hero, Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo.

Prosecutors have also asked the court to force the Sheriff’s Department to explain why it should not be held in contempt of court for allegedly violating Judge Sauer’s original May 4 sentence, which forbade electronic home monitoring.

That’s right, folks –inmate  #9818783 aka Paris Hilton could be headed back to her freezing cell!

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Aloha Jayden!

June 07, 07 by Ballz!

Britney, Jayden and Sean PJayden James

Britney Spears, her two “boo boo’s” and cousin Alli hopped down to Hawaii last week, where they were met by the constant herd of paparazzi who somehow managed to snap the first clear shot of Jayden and a very unhappy looking mama!

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The World Makes Sense Again

June 07, 07 by Ballz!

Enrique Iglesias shirtless

Enrique disappointed his hordes of female fans (and some male ones too), when he claimed he has a little one.

But the Spanish heart-throb wants you to know that he’s a man in every sense of the word.

Speaking to the Sun, the 32-year old hottie says: “I meant I needed a penis reduction, not enlargement! I’m huge! The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.”

“They asked me if I wanted to explore other options after a music career and promoting True Star perfume for Tommy Hilfiger. I said perhaps I could do my own condom range – but the condoms have to be small.”

Whew! We’re glad that’s been cleared up. The women of Ballz can now go back to having a good nights sleep and some very naughty dreams!