“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.” - Sharon Osbourne giving out a little too much information on her sex life with Ozzy!
In a closed hearing on Monday, Los Angeles judge Scott M. Gordon set a lengthy list of rules that parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline must follow in order to retain custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. The list, revealed today, includes the following shared requirements for the former couple:
· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.
· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.
· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.
· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.
· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.
· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.
· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.
While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the popstar must:
· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.
· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.
· And, “based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears],” will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.
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Britney Spears‘ “secret witness” turned out to be a former bodygurard, Tony Barretto. Being the father of young children, Barretto chose to come forward after being a witness to Brit’s “nudity, drug use and safety issues, post-rehab.” Although he is said to be “very concerned” about the safety of her two boys, neither the court or Brit’ attorneys chose to cross examine him. Rather, his declaration went “unrefuted and unchallenged.”
As reported earlier, Laura Wasser has stepped down as Britney’s lawyer, stating: “I don’t want anyone to perceive that we’re dumping Britney. In a lot of attorney-client relationships, there comes a time when some fresh blood is necessary.”
Following the lead of Wasser, Britney’s management team have also dropped her.
Jeff Kwatinetz, who took over for Larry Rudolph, said “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record, but current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job.”
After their little shopping spree the other day, Christina & Jordan dinned at the Ivy where she found herself bombarbed by fans and the paparazzi, having her every move watched, video taped and snapped as the expectant mom’s protective hubby escorted her to their car. Click on the video below to see what we mean!
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Hollywood bad girl Angelina Jolie has opened up about her experience with drugs, revealing that she has tried “every drug possible” and the one she enjoyed the least was marijuana. “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything,” said Angie. “But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.”
Angie even admitted to taking LSD before a trip to Disneyland. “I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively — I gave them up long ago.” Well, we would hope so considering she’s now responsible for four little lives. And speaking of which, we can’t help but wonder when this trip to the popular kids attraction occured.
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