March 25, 08 by Ballz!
Kevin Federline took a break from diaper duty to ring in the big 3-0 in Las Vegas Friday night.
Britney Spears’ ex dined at Social House and then hit up club PURE with 20 pals, including ex Shar Jackson.
When asked how it felt to be 30, Federline wrinkled his nose and replied, “Ugh, horrible!”
Dressed in a dapper suit, the birthday boy was treated to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at 12:30 a.m. Afterwards, the Dolls brought out a cake and wiped it all over Federine’s face. Then his friends began throwing cake at each other and wiping it all over each other.
An hour later, Federline — who had been downing Jack Daniels and Patron and pumping his fist in the air to Jay-Z earlier in the night — grabbed the mic and addressed the crowd, crudely telling them to take “s—ts in the bathroom of the club.”
“The DJ tried to take the microphone back after about three minutes, but he just kept going,” a witness tells Us. “It didn’t make any sense what he was saying. He was just blabbing on.”
Just before 2 a.m., the potty-mouthed Federline called it a night and retreated back to his Caesar’s Palace suite.
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March 25, 08 by Ballz!
After reportedly setting up some of his daughters’ past dalliances, it looks like Joe Simpson is looking to find love himself. Which wouldn’t be an issue, if he weren’t already married. Apparently, at Perez Hilton’s party last week, Joe was seen hanging out with some pals (including Ashlee’s ex Ryan Cabrera) without his wedding ring on, approaching several ladies. “He was flirting with one group of girls who either didn’t know who he was or didn’t care, and they just grabbed their drinks, laughed and walked away,” a source told Page Six.
Given Joe’s recent dip back into the dating pool, we thought we’d help him out with a little online profile. We’ve compiled some info for a listing on DadagerDate.com (which has yet to be created) that we think might come in handy.
Sign: Aquarius
Height: 6′2″
Hair: Clairol blonde
Piercings: right ear
Interests: Daughters (yours or mine), Jesus, tanning
Favorite bands: Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson
Favorite sports team: Dallas Cowboys
Dislikes: Nick Lachey, producing films that go straight to video
Who I’m Looking For: Someone who likes to tan, who enjoys meddling in their children’s lives and making inappropriate comments
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March 25, 08 by Ballz!
Miley Cyrus and her family got all dressed up and went to church on Easter Sunday, but with sermons still dancing in her head, she made a beeline for McDonald’s as soon as she got out.
The lucky teen can devour a large order of fries without a pang of guilt or embarrassment in full view of photographers.
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March 25, 08 by Ballz!
Britney Spears last night made a comeback on American TV. She played a love-struck receptionist in the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.Most reviews posted on US websites have been glowing.
One on America TV institution TV Guide said: “I have to say this episode definitely exceeded my expectations. I think Britney played awkward neurotic quite well.”
While another wrote: “She looked like the Britney we used to know. Long blonde hair and great make-up. She was funny too.”
Media consultant Robbie Vorhaus said: “Her guest appearance will be remembered as the beginning of the return of Britney.”
The sitcom’s executive producer, Carter Bays, told USA Today: “There were no diva moments. She’s a professional.”
The life of 26-year-old Britney has been dogged by months of erratic behaviour, drug and alcohol abuse, and child custody dispute.
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March 25, 08 by Ballz!
It’s the end of an error.
The marriage of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon was officially annulled on the grounds of fraud on Monday. We know you are taken aback. The legal papers were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.
Pamela Anderson, 40, who has also married two other losers, initially filed for divorce last December after two months of marriage.
On February 22, she sought an annulment, citing fraud. On Friday, Rick Salomon, 39, also filed papers seeking an annulment (he, too, cited “fraud.”)
They wed last October in Las Vegas after one month of dating. Neither has explained why they cited fraud, but TMZ has some idea. According to sources both Rick and Pam privately stipulated to fraud - that Pam promised Rick Salomon they would have children together. Frightening.
Pam was pregnant at the time the couple separated. Shortly after the separation, Pam was no longer pregnant.
Subsequently both Rick and Pam filed annulment papers. Makes perfect sense. We clear?
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