BALLZ! Express Yourself With BALLZ!

As if Beyonce’s originality hasn’t been questioned enough in the past, we now see that even her signature pit-iful pose is a blatant rip- off of Diana Ross’ pose. Not something she’d want to take credit for, Miss Ross gladly stands back and lets Beyonce win the title of…. (wait for it)……‘Queen of the armpit pose!’

Body- language expert Patti Wood weighs in on the singer pretentious and supposedly vain stance:

Hands: “You have to be a pretty brave mama to be putting your hands on your head. It’s typically a male posture. It’s called ‘the cape and the crown,’ (which says) ‘I’m in charge, I’m royalty.’”

Elbows: “They make the head appear larger, saying, ‘I’m bigger than anybody else.’ Also, it’s very aggressive because of the sharp edges. It’s read by the subconscious as an attack of stance.”

Hips: “The provocative hip tilt is very Mae West. It means, ‘Come here and have sex with me.’”

Legs: “What she’s doing is like a hula dancer!”