BALLZ! Express Yourself With BALLZ!

We cannot stress enough how much respect we’ve gained for Kevin Federline over the past few months. No longer failing to impress us, he’s envolved into a caring father who makes every effort to give his children a normal life. With that said, we leave you with Us Weekly’s Britney Spears story of the week:

Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student went from being an extra in Britney’s latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the now divorced mom just hours before her children were to be dropped off at her home.

Brit’s boys were due to come back at noon due to her custody agreement with KFed, but that didn’t stop her from getting down and dirty at a hotel at 2am. She asked for the pool to be re-opened and invited some more male extras along with her now former assistant Shannon Funk. As per Matt:

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

More sordid details from Matt given to The Sun:

“I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on. She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”

“She straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.

“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”

He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and Brit’s bodyguards ordered Matt to take him home.