Kevin Federline an actor?
August 28, 06 by Ballz!
Kevin Federline is on a roll! He made his National TV debut at the Teen Choice Awards this past week and now he will make his TV acting debut on the top-rated show CSI set to air in October. According to PEOPLE magazine Federline “will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job.” Filming of the episode kicked off Thursday night after Federline got word during the Teen Choice Awards about guesting on the show. He told PEOPLE, “This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role.” He adds that the offer came about quickly “I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards,” he says, “and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”
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CC Says: 09.09.06 at 2:59 pm
He “pissed” in his pants. He “pissed” in his pants. Hmmmm….couldn’t he have just said, “I was so excited when I got the call?!” or “I was extremely thrilled when I heard the news?” or even “I can’t tell you how happy I was when I got the call?” But no. He “pissed” in his pants! What class! [shaking my head] (LOL)
And um Kevin, you’re a bit confused on the role that you’ll be playing on CSI. Didn’t anybody tell you?
You WILL be “playing a menacing, arrogant teen (this is really pathetic considering that you’re almost 30 and a father of 3!…that we KNOW of! LOL) who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job.†But that’s only a BRIEF overview of the role.
SPECIFICALLY, you will be “playing†a father-of-two-small-children-abandoning-girlfriend-leavin’-golddigging-globetrotting-giggolo-extremely-baggy-pants-and-wifebeater-wearing-high-living-and-gambling-addicted-babymaking-cornrow-wearing-nightclub-addicted, Cristal-chugging-bling-obsessed-entourage-lovin’-coattail-ridin’-opportunist-wannabe-talentless-rapper who just happens to be married to a woman who is famous and has millions.
Call it an early prediction, but I am extremely confident that K-Fed can pull THIS one off folks! Say what you will, but I DEFINITELY see Oscar in this man’s future! And during your acceptance speech, for the sake of all that is decent, holy, and sensible, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE don’t get on the stage and say, “When I heard my name called, I pissed in my pants!” K-Fed, at this time, I’d like to offer my services to help you create a speech that won’t be a complete, utter, and total embarrassment for years to come!