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New allegations against Britney: Scott Kholer, a 29-year-old guitarist claims that he and ten other strangers were invited to Britney’s Hollywood mansion where he witnessed the Toxic singer gulp down vodka, remove everything but her underwear and scream“Let’s get in the Jacuzzi.” She took cocaine and reportedly allowed a man to snort cocaine off her chest as well.

Next up Kalie Machado! Brit’s former assistant says that following the break-up with Kevin Federline, Britney desperately tried to win him back. “She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl. She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’ She would ask, ‘Why did he do this to me? It just made her crazy and depressed. She needs mental help!”

Britney on 102.7 KIIS-FM: Ryan Seacrest woke up Britney Spears yesterday for a telefonic interview, although it felt like it was more of an Alli Sims and Sam Lufti interview. The two friends were on speakerphone and kept butting in every now and then with Sam even crackling through the entire interview. It was annoying to say the least. Halfway through the interview Brit handed the phone over to Alli and jumped in the shower. Click here to listen to her brief interview.

Her ongoing custody battle: Britney will be allowed two visits a week from 12 to 7pm. She also gets one overnight visit, but all her time spent with her boys will be monitored. According to the parenting coach, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The part-time mom will have to continute counseling with K-Fed. Her request to discontinue her twice a week drug testing has been denied!

Blackout: By what can only be a miracle, Britney’s album has sold over 124,000 copies the first day of its release and is set to take the number one slot on the Billboard 200 chart, according to Billboard.