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Running out of dance moves, Beyonce does the robot in Germany. We ALMOST miss the days when she looked like she was having massive seizures on stage.

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Over the weekend, MediaTakeOut.com received this hilarious video of a man slapping Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, in the face.

It all started when a fan asked Beyonce for her autograph. The R&B superstar complied and reached for the fan’s pen, at which point Tina Knowles reportedly smacked the pen from Beyonce’s hand. The brazen fan who reacted by slapping Mama Knowles quickly reached out to MediaTakeOut and asked to be interviewed.

He explained, “I was trying to get an autograph and Beyonce was going to give it to me. But then that [EXPLETIVE] Tina opened up her big trap.” The deranged fan continued, “So I just reached out and slapped her in the mouth.”

And according to the fan, Beyonce got involved in the melee also. Tells the fan, “After I slapped [Tina], Beyonce tried to grab my hand, but I was too quick for her … I just did what I had to do and kept it moving.”

And the angry fan isn’t sorry for his actions either. “I used to like Beyonce and her family, but not any more. They’re real shady anyway … and [Tina]’s face looked like it deserved a good slap.”

In honor of Sharon Stone showing off her “true beauty“, Ballz has decided to include these pictures of celebs to give an idea of just how…er, average they look, if you take away the layers of make-up and airbrushing.

Blonde bombshells (?) Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears

Divas Beyonce Knowles and Diana Ross

Idols Kelly Clarkson and Katherine McPhee

Shakira shows Beyonce how it’s a done in a new collaborative track “Beautiful Liar.” Looking very much alike from the dance moves to the wild hair, Beyonce comes off as a poor version of Shakira, but hats off to the girl for once wanting to share the spotlight with someone other than Jay-Z!

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“Beautiful Liar,” will appear on an upcoming re-issue of Beyonce’s ‘’B’day.’’ The new version reportedly comes with a new twist: 6 songs in Spanish, which, Shakira humbly praised her for.

“(Beyonce) has a very good accent when she sings in Spanish and I think anything that she wants to do she will do just fine, because she is a very determined and focused woman and that is something to admire. She is a great artist” says the hip swirling queen.

The celebrities have strutted their stuff on the red carpet at this year’s 79th Annual Academy Awards. Fashion editor Carolyn Enting cast a critical eye over the star’s fashion choices.

Beyonce Knowles always looks beautiful and shone on the red carpet in a pale mint green frock designed by Armani. Knowles should have put her hair up though to better show off the bodice which was intricately decorated with semi-precious stones.

We love Jennifer Hudson, Academy Award winner for best supporting actress for her role in Dreamgirls, but her performance on the red carpet could be a little bit improved. The flashy silver snakeskin jacket was at odds with her elegant chocolate gown. Its high collar looked as if she was ready for take off.

Jennifer Lopez has just proved again why she and fashion are best friends. Lopez looks stunning in a vintage-look Grecian-inspired empire line soft pink gown by Dior. The jewels that sweep across the front of her collarbone are flattering, dramatic yet elegant.