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Hot mama Christina Aguilera sat down for her first talk show interview since having baby boy Max Liron Bratman on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today.

With Christina bursting out of her dress, Ellen just couldn’t resist but ask her if she’s nursing. After a small pause, a blushing Christina replied “I guess it’s a little obvious,” DeGeneres quipped back, “It’s going to be a healthy baby boy.”

Speaking of her son’s Bris, Christina tells Ellen that she & hubby Jordan “are not a very conservative couple.” She added; “For decorations we put up penis balloons all over the place. It was really fun, it was really great.” A stunned Ellen replied: “Really, they have penis balloons in a shop … you can just buy them?”

Ugh. Dump this quote in the Too Much Info zone and leave it there, please. New mom Christina Aguilera posed for some pics with baby Max and her hubby Jordan for Hello magazine and then talked wayyyyy too much about her decision to have a C-section. Stomach this:

“I didn’t want any surprises. Honestly, I didn’t want any [vaginal] tearing. I had heard horror stories of women going in and having to have an emergency C-section [anyway]. The hardest part was deciding on his birthday. I wanted to leave it up to fate, but at the same time I was ready to be done early!”

Blergh. Christina also revealed that Jordan taped the entire thing, and that she cried when she first heard Max cry after giving birth. They were probably just tears of joy that came on after she realized that her vag was rip-free.

Max is gonna LOVE it when kids at school dig up this interview and post it all over whatever social network they’re using in the future. Nice one, Mom.

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Here’s the first-ever look at one-month-old Max Liron Bratman, Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman’s pride and joy. Says Christina of her little cutie “He’s completely changed my life.”

Christina Aguilera made her first public appearance since the birth of her son, Max Liron, to promote the release of her new DVD set Back to Basics: Live and Down Under in LA yesterday. The new mom revealed she is “going a little stir crazy” at home even though she describes motherhood as “an incredible thing.” “Every week something new happens… it’s constant changing and he’s constantly changing and doing different things and stinky things,” she says with a smile on her face.