BALLZ! Druk me met BALLZ uit!

Parijs & Kevin partij samen bij LOS in Vegas, 29 Dec, 2007. De toeschouwers zeiden hij naar verluidt zo opgewekt werd toen hij een glimp ving van Parijs hij schreeuwde herhaaldelijk haar naam en cosied toen dicht bij opgeeft haar een kus op de wang:

Twee ontmoeten omhoog opnieuw de volgende nacht voor wat pret bij Zuiver in Vegas. Het is een gelijke die in publiciteitshemel wordt gemaakt, vertel ik u!

Later belde die nacht, Parijs in het nieuwe jaar met haar nieuwe bewonderaar:

Parijs Hilton het heeft gedaan. Lindsay Lohan en Nicole Richie allebei (nauwelijks) deden het. En dan zijn er Michelle Rodriguez, Kiefer Sutherland… Heck, dit jaar het als enkel over elke beroemdheid schijnt heeft wat tijd in het grijs-staafhotel doorgebracht. En als Spears van Britney zet haar afgelopen gedrag in haar aan de gang zijnde bewaringsgeschil voort, vertellen de bronnen o.k.! zij kan zeer goed omhoog beëindigen doorbrengend wat tijd in lockdown zelf.

Volgens mag is Britney volgende week gepland om langs worden getuigd K-gevoed' het Teken Vincent Kaplan van de sadvocaat. Nochtans, aangezien de 25 éénjarigenmoeder van twee meer dan een half dozijn plande eerder pogingen tot wordt getuigd - met inbegrip van twee deposito's die door het hof worden bevolen heeft weggeblazen! - vele insiders zijn overtuigd dat zij eveneens een geen-show voor dit één zal zijn. Maar overwegend de potentieel ontzettende gevolgen voor Brit, zou zij tweemaal kunnen willen denken alvorens of erbij halend zieken volgende week oversleeping.

„Zij kon gaan voor contempt van hof gevangen zetten als zij weigert te tonen,“ één wettelijke adelaar bevestigt aan o.k.!. “That would be extreme for a child custody hearing, but not outside the realm of possibility.” More likely, explains the courtroom insider, K-Fed’s team could ask the court to impose monetary sanctions on Britney, who is already footing the bill for Kevin’s legal expenses!

As things stand right now, barring any more emergency hearings, lawyers for Britney and Kevin are not due back in court until February, with the final custody hearing expected to start April 9.

(Source)

After partying until the wee hours of the morning, Kevin Federline was seen speeding off in a yellow Lamborghini on Sunday. But before you accuse him of being after Britney’s money, perhaps you should know that the car doesn’t belong to him but a friend. Isn’t it funny though how Brit’s only pals are money hungry parasites while Kev is surrounded by those with posh cars! May be he isn’t that bad to hang out with after all!

In fact, KFed was especially called in for a Christmas party for ‘Bloc’, a talent agency for dancers and choreographers. He spent the night downing shots of Petron at the bar and playing shuffle board and pool. Again before you trash him, keep in mind that the single dad is not out that often anymore, so he’s certainly “allowed” to cut loose!

While Britney is on various tabloid covers under unflattering titles, Kevin Federline has landed the cover of Details magazine as he is named as one of the mag’s picks of the 50 Most Influential Men under 45.

Looking sexy with his new haircut, Britney Spears’s ex-hubby shares the spot with former Anna Nicole Smith beau Larry Birkhead – under the title “The Good Fathers” – as the publication declares, “By being more visible presences in their children’s lives than many Hollywood A-listers, they emerged as unlikely candidates for Dad of Year. He (Kevin) trucks the kids to the supermarket, decorates their bedrooms, and even lets them dictate the direction of his career. ”

“I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” says Federline, who’s made some forays into acting recently. Recently awarded sole custody of Sean-P and JJ he adds: “My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from “SpongeBob” to “Finding Nemo,” and you know, I’m still trying to decide which one I like more.”

Kevin Federline has been a perfect gentleman throughout his divorce from Britney and has been extremely cautious not to reveal any details about his ongoing custody battle with the disgraced princess of Pop. He has, however, supposedly confided in one person who happens to be far from a “lady.” Nicole Narain who is best known for her involvement in a sex scandal with wild boy Colin Farell, took it upon herself to voice her current man’s concerns for the safety of his children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Almost certainly paid for her interview, she reveals all the sordid details on why the couple split.

On what Kevin has told her about Britney’s mental state: “Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

On what finally ended Britney and Kevin’s marriage:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’ I was terrified she was poisoning my son. But she wouldn’t listen. She never would. She treated me like one of her employees who bowed to her every whim. She screamed back, ‘You can’t talk to me that way!’ But I had to stand up for my children as well as myself. Two weeks later she filed for divorce. I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’. I never wanted a divorce but now I knew there was no option.”

On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”

The authenticity of this story is questionable to say the least, but then nothing about Britney surprises us. However, there are a couple of questions to ask yourself here:

• Why haven’t we heard of this so called girlfriend before?

• The language seems oddly pretentious. Why would Kevin use the word row, meaning argument (which is a British expression rarely heard in the U.S and doesn’t exist in Kevin’s vocabulary of yo’s and yall’s)?

• News of the World, an unreliable source responsible for publishing this story happens to be an English tabloid newspaper….What does that tell you?