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Kevin Federline een perfecte heer door zijn scheiding van is geweest Britney en uiterst voorzichtig is geweest om om het even welke details over zijn aan de gang zijnde bewaringsslag met de te schande gemaakte prinses van Pop. niet te openbaren. Hij, echter, heeft vermoedelijk in één persoon toevertrouwd die verre van een „dame gebeurt te zijn.“ Nicole Narain wie voor haar betrokkenheid in een geslachtsschandaal met wilde jongen bekendst is Colin Farell, nam het op zich om haar huidige man zorgen voor de veiligheid van zijn kinderen te uiten, Sean Preston en Jayden James. Bijna zeker betaald voor haar gesprek, openbaart zij alle gemene details waarom de paarspleet.

Op welke Kevin haar over de geestelijke staat van Britney heeft verteld: „Haar stemmingsschommeling is nu zo wild dat ik in vrees om een vraag te krijgen vertellend me leef dat zij zich heeft gedood. Ik kan niet haar toestaan om bewaring te hebben omdat ik ernstig geloof zij onze zonen kon berokkenen. Ik heb haar leven gedeeld en ik weet zij voor om het even wat met pillen en een paar dranken binnen haar.“ geschikt is

Op wat definitief het huwelijk van Britney en van Kevin beëindigde:
„Ik zou haar zien lopend rond de huis guzzling wodka en de Cokes en kijkend zeer tipsy. Dan een paar later ogenblikken, zag ik haar ver*beteren Jayden en begin hem de borst te geven. Dat stuurde me op de muur. Ik schreeuwde bij haar, `als u werkelijk dan wilt drinken ervoor zorgt de baby gebottelde melk, niet van u.' krijgt Ik was angst aangejaagd zij vergiftigde mijn zoon. Maar zij zou niet luisteren. Zij nooit. Zij behandelde me als één van haar werknemers die aan haar elke gril bogen. Zij gilde terug, `u niet aan me kunt spreken dat manier!' Maar ik moest voor mijn kinderen evenals zelf opkomen. Twee weken later diende zij voor scheiding in. Ik kwam slechts te weten toen ik het als nieuwspunt op de radio hoorde. Ik vond zij enkel probeerde om me een les voor het vertellen haar van ongeveer het het de borst geven incident te onderwijzen. Maar toen ik riep schopte zij van een andere rij en gegild, `u niets zonder me' bent. Ik wilde nooit een scheiding maar nu wist ik er geen optie.“ was

Op de bi-nieuwsgierige pas van Britney in Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”

The authenticity of this story is questionable to say the least, but then nothing about Britney surprises us. However, there are a couple of questions to ask yourself here:

• Why haven’t we heard of this so called girlfriend before?

• The language seems oddly pretentious. Why would Kevin use the word row, meaning argument (which is a British expression rarely heard in the U.S and doesn’t exist in Kevin’s vocabulary of yo’s and yall’s)?

• News of the World, an unreliable source responsible for publishing this story happens to be an English tabloid newspaper….What does that tell you?

Looks like Britney Spears’ does have a reason to be sad after all. The once happy in love girl who seemed to have had everything going for her, terribily broke down at the sight of ex-hubby Kevin Federline. The pop star was looking forward to reuniting with him at the Beverly Hills hotel yesterday for Parenting Without Conflict classes.

The program lasts six sessions and was one of the many requirements the judge ordered for them to complete. Like any other girl, Britney wanted to look her best to show Kevin what he’s missing. Just days before the meeting she had her lips plumped following the old saying “looking great is the best revenge of all.”

Always the latecomer, Brit surprisingly arrived first and K-Fed a short time later. However, as soon as Kevin arrived, Brit started crying her eyes out. The ex-couple had met twice before, but this was the first time the two met in an imtimate setting since their divorce. As time went on, the two hour meeting went “amazingly well.” The reason being Britney liked having Kevin around!

A few updates on Britney Spears…because we never get enough of her!

• After addressing the judge in a “soft and respectful voice,” Britney was given one night a week in which the kids have permission to sleep over at her house. But, a court appointed monitor approved by K-Fed must be with her at all times.

• On a happier note, Brit’s mom, Lynne flew out from Kentwood, Louisiana the other night to be by her daughter’s side. The two had a falling out in June when Britney was photographed handing her mother a letter. In it, Britney allegedly asked her mother to keep away from sons if she was — wait for it — taking any medications that might cause her to be impaired in the presence of her grandsons. Right on the heels of a reunion, Brit’s lawyer would like for her mom to be the monitor since the girl has “trust issues.”
• K-Fed’s attorney, had before the hearing strongly objected to any changes to the visitation schedule, but must have realised later that the  “actor” who is busy shooting scenes for his guest spot on One Tree Hill could use a little time off from his kids. The following statement was released: “Kevin has always been willing to jointly parent these children. He felt confident that the conditions (on Spears) satisfied his concerns,” said Kaplan. “Kevin agreed that he would allow additional time to be expanded into the order, provided that the kids (were properly) protected.”

• The cover for Britney’s new album, titled  “Blackout,” has been revealed (pictured above) after a series of fake covers were leaked online. Also, the album release date been moved up to Oct 30th.
• Because her VMA performance was such a hit, Brit is holding auditions for dancers for her upcoming TOUR! But before you buy tickets, you should know that Britney is having a hard time making it to auditions, let alone a world tour. For the second time in two days, dancers found themselves waiting for over an hour until an employee at LA’s Millenium dance studio announced that Brit had canceled auditions, just as she had the day before. In true Britney fashion, no reason was given.
• And finally….Ballz-y readers get to see the uncensored version of Britney Spears’ new video,  “Gimme More.”

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To the world, it may seem like Britney is on suicide watch, but she looks fabulous for a mother who just lost her children. After unemotionally handing over her sons to her ex-husband - two days earlier than required, Brit headed to a tanning salon where she showed absolutely no signs of even being remotely upset.

While Kevin arrived in court yesterday to keep his babies, Brit was a no-show at her own children’s custody hearing. A judge ruled that K-Fed will maintain custody, but Brit was all smiles as she and longtime pal Alli Sims (pictured above) hit up the Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel just hours after the ruling. Her next court appearance is  scheduled for October 26th.

Sean Preston:

Jayden James:

That’s the rumor that has been swirling around all day after news of a “secret witness” broke out. Contrary to reports, Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred claims the unknown man will testify! “You may recognize him as we walk into court. But maybe not. He is not famous. He’s just someone who’s concerned about the kids,” says Gloria.

In related news, Brit’s attorney couldn’t have picked a worse time to walk out on her. The custody hearing begins today, but Laura Wasser wants nothing to do with the trainwreck. She is expected to submit legal papers any minute now formally withdrawing as the singer’s attorney.

Word on the street is that Wasser had grown tired of Britney not listening to and following the advice she gave her.

In spite of Brit’s erratic behavior and stint in rehab, Wasser was able to hammer out a 50/50 custody split with K-Fed – a small miracle. Now Federline wants 70/30 custody. It ain’t Wasser’s problemo no more!