October 29, 07 by Ballz!

Kevin Federline has been a perfect gentleman throughout his divorce from Britney and has been extremely cautious not to reveal any details about his ongoing custody battle with the disgraced princess of Pop. He has, however, supposedly confided in one person who happens to be far from a “lady.” Nicole Narain who is best known for her involvement in a sex scandal with wild boy Colin Farell, took it upon herself to voice her current man’s concerns for the safety of his children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Almost certainly paid for her interview, she reveals all the sordid details on why the couple split.
On what Kevin has told her about Britney’s mental state: “Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”
On what finally ended Britney and Kevin’s marriage:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’ I was terrified she was poisoning my son. But she wouldn’t listen. She never would. She treated me like one of her employees who bowed to her every whim. She screamed back, ‘You can’t talk to me that way!’ But I had to stand up for my children as well as myself. Two weeks later she filed for divorce. I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’. I never wanted a divorce but now I knew there was no option.”

On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”
The authenticity of this story is questionable to say the least, but then nothing about Britney surprises us. However, there are a couple of questions to ask yourself here:
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Why haven’t we heard of this so called girlfriend before?
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The language seems oddly pretentious. Why would Kevin use the word row, meaning argument (which is a British expression rarely heard in the U.S and doesn’t exist in Kevin’s vocabulary of yo’s and yall’s)?
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News of the World, an unreliable source responsible for publishing this story happens to be an English tabloid newspaper….What does that tell you?
October 25, 07 by Ballz!

Looks like Britney Spears’ does have a reason to be sad after all. The once happy in love girl who seemed to have had everything going for her, terribily broke down at the sight of ex-hubby Kevin Federline. The pop star was looking forward to reuniting with him at the Beverly Hills hotel yesterday for Parenting Without Conflict classes.
The program lasts six sessions and was one of the many requirements the judge ordered for them to complete. Like any other girl, Britney wanted to look her best to show Kevin what he’s missing. Just days before the meeting she had her lips plumped following the old saying “looking great is the best revenge of all.”
Always the latecomer, Brit surprisingly arrived first and K-Fed a short time later. However, as soon as Kevin arrived, Brit started crying her eyes out. The ex-couple had met twice before, but this was the first time the two met in an imtimate setting since their divorce. As time went on, the two hour meeting went “amazingly well.” The reason being Britney liked having Kevin around!
October 13, 07 by Ballz!

A few updates on Britney Spears…because we never get enough of her!
- After addressing the judge in a “soft and respectful voice,” Britney was given one night a week in which the kids have permission to sleep over at her house. But, a court appointed monitor approved by K-Fed must be with her at all times.

- On a happier note, Brit’s mom, Lynne flew out from Kentwood, Louisiana the other night to be by her daughter’s side. The two had a falling out in June when Britney was photographed handing her mother a letter. In it, Britney allegedly asked her mother to keep away from sons if she was — wait for it — taking any medications that might cause her to be impaired in the presence of her grandsons. Right on the heels of a reunion, Brit’s lawyer would like for her mom to be the monitor since the girl has “trust issues.”
- K-Fed’s attorney, had before the hearing strongly objected to any changes to the visitation schedule, but must have realised later that the “actor” who is busy shooting scenes for his guest spot on One Tree Hill could use a little time off from his kids. The following statement was released: “Kevin has always been willing to jointly parent these children. He felt confident that the conditions (on Spears) satisfied his concerns,” said Kaplan. “Kevin agreed that he would allow additional time to be expanded into the order, provided that the kids (were properly) protected.”

- The cover for Britney’s new album, titled “Blackout,” has been revealed (pictured above) after a series of fake covers were leaked online. Also, the album release date been moved up to Oct 30th.
- Because her VMA performance was such a hit, Brit is holding auditions for dancers for her upcoming TOUR! But before you buy tickets, you should know that Britney is having a hard time making it to auditions, let alone a world tour. For the second time in two days, dancers found themselves waiting for over an hour until an employee at LA’s Millenium dance studio announced that Brit had canceled auditions, just as she had the day before. In true Britney fashion, no reason was given.
- And finally….Ballz-y readers get to see the uncensored version of Britney Spears’ new video, “Gimme More.”
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September 17, 07 by Ballz!

That’s the rumor that has been swirling around all day after news of a “secret witness” broke out. Contrary to reports, Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred claims the unknown man will testify! “You may recognize him as we walk into court. But maybe not. He is not famous. He’s just someone who’s concerned about the kids,” says Gloria.
In related news, Brit’s attorney couldn’t have picked a worse time to walk out on her. The custody hearing begins today, but Laura Wasser wants nothing to do with the trainwreck. She is expected to submit legal papers any minute now formally withdrawing as the singer’s attorney.
Word on the street is that Wasser had grown tired of Britney not listening to and following the advice she gave her.
In spite of Brit’s erratic behavior and stint in rehab, Wasser was able to hammer out a 50/50 custody split with K-Fed – a small miracle. Now Federline wants 70/30 custody. It ain’t Wasser’s problemo no more!