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Omhoog gevoed van het zijn hounded door door elk roddelvod in het land paparazzi en worden geplukt, Spears van Britney denkt vluchtend aan Londen na om aan al waanzin te ontsnappen. In een inspanning om in de lokale bevolking te mengen, Brit Brit denkt zelfs na terugtrekkend haar aanmatigend Engels accent!

Een vriend zei: „Zij denkt haar slechts hoop is zich aan Londen voor een vers begin te bewegen. „Zij is zo doen schrikken over het verliezen van haar jongens dat haar mening het proberen om aan rent te denken hoe te om hen te houden. „Britney denkt zij in Londen en mengsel binnen met locals kan aankomen. Maar zij heeft geen aanwijzing hoe te om een cheque te schrijven.“

En terwijl wij op de eis van Britney zijn, van het Leven & van de Stijl om een paar liederen van haar album gehoord te hebben en werkelijk verrast zijn bij hoe treurig zij allen waren. „Dagelijks ben ik in daze, zoekend dat iemand,“ zij op één spoor zingt. „Ik zit en kniel en bid. Oh zoete liefde… waarom u me?“ verlaat Klik hier om het te horen.

Wij moeten zeggen het als niets klinkt wij van Britney tot hiertoe hebben gehoord. Het lied heeft een rijper geluid aan het, maar het is nog unmistakably onze Britney!

Talrijk van tijdschriftdekking en een lijst van schroef-UPS later, kunnen wij dat veilig zeggen Kevin Federline is pissed weg met Spears van Britney`gek gemaakte manieren. Teken Vincent Kaplan, Besliste de advocaat van KFed, ingediende documenten gisteren na zijn cliënt te achtervolgen primaire fysieke bewaring van de jonge geitjes.

De eerstgenoemden koppelen aandeel 50/50 bewaring, maar in de loop van de afgelopen weken, groeit Kevin ongerust maakte zich meer en meer dat Britney de jongens aan „onnodig risico.“ blootstelt

We cannot stress enough how much respect we’ve gained for Kevin Federline over the past few months. No longer failing to impress us, he’s envolved into a caring father who makes every effort to give his children a normal life. With that said, we leave you with Us Weekly’s Britney Spears story of the week:

Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student went from being an extra in Britney’s latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the now divorced mom just hours before her children were to be dropped off at her home.

Brit’s boys were due to come back at noon due to her custody agreement with KFed, but that didn’t stop her from getting down and dirty at a hotel at 2am. She asked for the pool to be re-opened and invited some more male extras along with her now former assistant Shannon Funk. As per Matt:

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

More sordid details from Matt given to The Sun:

“I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on. She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”

“She straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.

“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”

He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and Brit’s bodyguards ordered Matt to take him home.

That pesky Kevin Federline is rumoured to getting back with the girl he dumped for Britney - Shar Jackson.

K-Fed, recently divorced, gave actress Jackson the elbow three years ago in favour of Britney, when Shar was pregnant with his kid.

But despite the situation in which Kevin left Shar, his faithful ex was on hand to celebrate his 29th birthday in Vegas, where the Federlines were especially glad to see her.

“As soon as his parents got to the club they immediately went to Shar’s table on the other side of the club and hung out there for a while,” a source tells People magazine. “They were taking photos with her and catching up. It’s pretty easy to see that they still care about her.”

The mother-of-three has apparently, had a makeover including a tummy tuck and a boob lift, to get rid of her post-baby stretch marks making her current hot property.

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Star Magazine (admittably not one of the best sources), are reporting what they claim is the inside scoop on Britney Spears‘ and K-Fed’s divorce agreement. The arrangement, reached between the pair last week, is said to include:

- A 2004 prenup allowed KFed $250,000 for each year of the couple’s marriage, but Spears increased the amount to $500,000 to speed up negotiations.
- Federline is to receive half the proceeds from the sale of the Malibu estate they shared.
- Federline gets custody of Sean-P and Jayden James four days a week, and will receive $25,000 a month in child support for each child until they turn 18.
- Federline can keep all gifts received during the marriage.
- Federline is forbidden from writing a tell-all book.

When the estranged couple met to finalize the split, Brit supposedly asked, “Do you really want to do this?” and when KFedEx was quick to say yes, Brit responded, “You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.”