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Madonna turned up at the Tribeca Film Festival for the opening of her documentary “I Am Because We Are” about the plight of Malawi children. Madonna, who wrote and narrated the film, was NOT accompanied by her husband Guy Ritchie (maybe he’s actually working) but she was sporting yet another red string. We’re assuming the Kabbalists have nothing to do with this project simply because it’s not likely to make a profit.

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Madonna has smoked weed , dabbled with ecstasy and given Justin Timberlake an injection in the backside.

The pair spilled the secrets last night when Justin inducted Madge into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The former Mouseketeer entertained fans with a saucy speech - even dubbing the Queen of Pop a control freak at the ceremony in New York.He said: “People always ask if she is the control freak people say she is. Hell yeah!
“We had a recording session in London and I wasn’t feeling well. She said: ‘Would you like a B12 shot?’ She reached into her handbag, pulled a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: ‘Drop ‘em.’

“I don’t know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants. She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life. That is what Madonna will always be to us. The shot in the ass when we really need it.”

Justin - who produced Madge’s latest album Hard Candy - added: “She’s a woman on top and I’m sure she is enjoying that position.

“Nobody has got into the rock and roll of fame when they’re looking this damn fine.”

The cheeky ex-’N Sync star also had time for a sly dig at former flame Britney Spears. Before welcoming Madonna to the stage, he joked: “There have been a lot of wannabes, I may have even dated a couple of them.

“She has also kissed someone I may or may not have kissed myself. Of course you know I’m talking about Sean Penn.”

The Material Girl then accepted her award, before warning Justin: “I’ll get you f***er.” She added: “What’s a record without the music? That’s right mother f***ers.

“What’s a record without Timbaland, Stuart Price…Pharrell Williams and Justin Timberlake.”

Madge then confessed she once experimented with the drug ecstasy, saying she shared a pill with a music executive who listened to her first demo tape, before talking about the time she “smoked a joint” with her publicist.

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Why is it most “bad” girls make strict mothers? Is it because they know every trick in the book and are afraid their daughters will turn out like them? Former “bad” girl, Madonna, makes sure her little girl remains a child at the premiere of “Fred Claus.” Sure, she may have a stylist of her own and is allowed lip gloss from time to time, but Madonna is hell bent on 11-year-old Lourdes keeping her natural look of a hairy upper lip and unibrow. Maybe, she gets picked on just a wee bit, but props to Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to wear 5 lbs of make-up and look like other little tramps her age!