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Madonna has sealed the deal with H&M to produce her second line of clothing for the store called “M by Madonna.” One can only hope that her clothing line doesn’t consist of her ruthless liking for fur. She proudly showed off her chinchilla coat last night while hitting the town with hubby Guy Ritchie.

PETA spokesperson says, “Wearing a coat made of dozens of animals who were strangled or anally electrocuted got Madonna the attention she so desperately craves, but it also brought painful deaths to small, gentle animals who died for her vanity. It can take between 30 and 200 chinchillas to make just one coat.”

Take a good look at the picture below. It took 40 of our furry and helpless friends to make her coat. Does Kabbalah condone such acts?

 

 

 

If you thought you heard all there was to hear about Madonna’s adoption, think again! A judge ruled today that Human rights organizations will help to decide if Madonna gets to keep David Banda.

In his Wednesday ruling in the Malawian capital, Judge Andrew Nyirenda said the human-rights organizations could be viewed as “friends of the court.”

The groups can therefore pursue the application for a full review of an interim 18-month custody order that allowed Madonna to take the child out of the country. The groups’ members can also be party to the assessment of the pop singer’s fitness as a mother.

One of the rights groups said, “I must stress that all along we have not been against the adoption but we only wanted Malawi’s adoption laws clarified and followed to the letter,” said Justin Dzonzi, a lawyer and chairman of the Human Rights Consultative Commission. “Today’s ruling gives us the opportunity to clear (up) some gray areas surrounding adoption laws in Malawi.”

Hopefully they’ll make the right decision which doesn’t include taking him out from a loving and secure home only to be sent back to an orphanage.

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Madonna is sporting a bruised cheek after having a run-in with the paparazzi this past weekend as she was making her way through Heathrow airport on her back home to London. She was carrying her adopted son, David, in her arms when photographers ran into her. A source says; “When she landed in London, there was a lot of pushing and shoving. She was jostled around. She got hit in the paparazzi’s commotion.” Luckily little David wasn’t hurt in the scuffle.

Pic: Splash News

The MTV Europe Music Awards 2006 took place last night in Copenhagen. The host, Justin Timberlake, kicked off the show with a live performance of his new hit “Sexyback” and then broke out into “My Love“. Justin was the man of the night being the second one to grab two awards. One for the Best Pop and Best Male Award.He may be a good performer, but he did a terrible job as the host. Apart from lacking personality, he came off sounding as the candy pop boyband member trying really had to break away from that image by playing it tough using words like ”motherf*****” not the mention others. As for his acting skills…maybe he needs to take a tip or two from Cameron.

On the whole, the show was an utter disappointment with none of the big names showing up. If we didn’t know better we would say it was a show to showcase the new talent out there.

Surprisingly the highlight of the evening came when Rihanna gave an amazing performance in front of a 3,000-strong audience at the ceremony, ahead of winning the award for best R&B act. “Wow, guys, this is totally unexpected,” she humbly told fans during her acceptance.

Kanye West took a blow to his ego and ran on stage when he lost out for Best Video. He started cursing and swearing to the audience saying ”F**k this! My video cost a million dollars. Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and s**t! If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you (Justice Vs Simian), but hell man.”

Last years host ”Borat”, made an appearance via satellite to give Justin a few “tips” on hosting the show. The man kept putting his foot in his mouth by picking on the Jews and insulting Denmark, so much so, Justin had to stop him from making a bigger fool of himself.

The show was tasteless and that’s probably why they had to hit an all time low to get people’s attention. And they did it by having a guy dressed in a fat suit playing Madonna and screaming. Yes I’m old but you know you wanna grab my t*** and f*** me in the ass”. and “I can adopt a baby if I want, I’m Madonna.”

Stayed tuned as all the “fun” is expected to be on video any minute now!

Madonna and David Banda along with Lourdes and Rocco arrived in America yesterday (29OCT06). Madge who has already told her story on Oprah prepares to further defend her controversial adoption by appearing on NBC News, The Today Show AND Dateline. Meanwhile, how do we feel about little David? Isn’t he a cute child? What really caught our eye (apart from his cute button eyes) was his Kabbalah bracelet!