If you’re a girl/woman you know that at some point you’re going to have to suffer the embarrasment of having your mascara run or a little smear of lipstick on your teeth…aaaarrrrggg! Here’s the always self obsessed, Paris Hilton too busy posing for cameras at JJ Mahoney’s (South Korea), to notice the MIRROR behind her!
Turns out, Paris Hilton can laugh at herself after all.
After recently getting irked at David Letterman for drilling her about her infamous stint in the slammer, the heiress, 26, got the last laugh, dressing as a sexy prisoner — with the word JAIL BAIT emblazoned on her booty — as she hosted a bash at Las Vegas hot spot LAX Wednesday night.
It was the second costume for Hilton that night (she also dressed as a sexy military girl).
It must have been tough for Hilton to settle on just two costumes.
A source told Usmagazine.com she bought about 14 different outfits, including a Cinderella, a pin-up girl and a sailor.
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Alexander Väggö or Vaggo, Paris Hilton’s new piece of meat and more importantly our fellow Swede, continues to disappoint us by going a step further and praising the enemy, Paris Hilton! Sources reveal exclusively to Ballz that what started out as a fling, has turned into something romantic.
After Paris took him home to mama, Alex revealed to Life and Style magazine that he is shocked by how different Paris is from the common conception that she is a spoilt, sufterficial, talentless rich-girl. “I love that she’s a down-to-earth person who cares about real people and real problems in the world. She’s totally different from her public image. She’s smart, focused and beautiful. I’m very impressed with her. He continues, “I love spending time with her. Anyone would be lucky to be around someone like Paris.”
Alex arrived home yesterday only to find himself mobbed with questions. When asked by popular Swedish newspaper, Aftonbladet if he was single, Alex refused to answer, but he did say that he spoke to Paris just before his plane took off. “She wished me good luck,” said the aspiring model.
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Paris Hilton made her biggest mistake of recent times and agreed to do the Letterman show on Friday. In a poor attempt to boost his sagging ratings, Letterman put Paris on the hot seat by harrasing her with a series of uncalled for questions about her stint in jail.
After welcoming an extensionless Paris back to New York City (“I love New York – I was born here,” Hilton said), Letterman abruptly asked: “Uh, how’d you like being in jail?” Stunned audience members laughed as Paris paused for a few seconds before saying, “Not too much.”
From then on, it was a continued barrage of jail-related questions. At that point an audience member shouts “I Love You Paris!” and she blows a kiss to him. Without skipping a beat Dave responds with, “Did you meet him in prison?”
Finally, after more than six minutes of grilling, Hilton said Letterman was making her “sad that I came here.” Paris then switched to a baby voice and did her ever annoying pout.
It’s no secret we’ve never liked Paris (and we still don’t), but our heart really went out to her on that hot seat. She seemed so defenseless, but handled it like a lady. (There’s a sentence we never thought we’d utter about Paris!). This is where our man Jay Leno differs from other comedians!
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