September 27, 07 by Ballz!

While we take immense pride in our country, we have to hang our head low in shame at the sight of fellow Swede Alex galavanting with Paris Hilton. According to a source, she met the hunky tourist on a street corner.
“We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He’s very hot. He’s living much better now.”
We can only hope he goes through all his tests before entering the country!




September 10, 07 by Ballz!

Finished with Britney Spears, ex-con Paris Hilton is now kissing Christina Aguilera’s ass. While attending a LAX party in Vegas hosted by Christina, Paris got on the microphone and said, “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You’re gorgeous.”(Is that a swipe at Nicole?)
Christina who has never confirmed being pregnant despite a visible bump beneath her pink chiffon minidress, appeared stunned and sank her head into the shoulder of hubby Jordan Bratman. She quickly recovered, and the two looked at each other and laughed as the crowd erupted in applause. Could it be that Christina feels ready to announce her pregnancy or are they just poking fun at tabloid rumors? We can’t wait to find out!






September 04, 07 by Ballz!

Paris Hilton has long been a publicity whore and hates it when all the attention isn’t focused on her. In a poor attempt to steal Nicole Richie’s thunder, the ex-con told Elle UK magazine that she wants to have a baby next year and is already focusing on getting her “body ready.”
The wannabe mama reportedly told a friend “I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. “I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.”
What do you guys think? Does she sound sincere or is this just another one of her cries for attention? We don’t blame you if you’re worried about her capability of being a good mother, but we’ll go ahead and give her the benefit of a doubt.
Sometimes the so called “good girls” are the very ones playing you like a fool!I personally would have laughed in disbelief if someone had told me 5 years ago that Brit, a girl with a strong upbringing and a childish innocent smile would turn into a walking trainwreck being investigated for child abuse.
August 18, 07 by Ballz!

Some photogs go to serious lengths to get their shot. Others, like this degenerate, just take the lowest road possible, literally.
Paris strolled through a parking lot with the usual retinue of snapperazzi, but most of them, with the exception of this unidentified upskirt-chaser, were getting shots of her face.
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July 16, 07 by Ballz!

The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department have launched investigation into allegations that Paris Hilton received special treatment while serving her 23-day sentence.
What kind of special treatment can one get while locked up besides free prostate exams and extra helping of goulash? Well, apparently, instead of waiting in line to use the jail pay phone, Paris may have been given free access to a cordless phone along with a brand spankin’ new jail uniform, instead of recycled one, and her mail was delivered by a captain instead of other inmates (damn nosy inmates).
So while the other inmates were pounding out license plates or sweating it out doing laundry to earn a few coins so they could call home, Pars Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel windfall, could make free phone calls to her mom, dad, agent, lawyer, and Kitson’s whenever she pleased. Now that’s some bullsh*t.
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