August 19, 07 by Ballz!

“I’m the maestro, If I don’t know nothing about it…could be, hope not. I don’t know, I don’t know nothing about it. Wooh, that would be a headache.” - Timbaland on Britney Spears‘ rumored performance with Criss Angel at the VMA’s next month.
August 16, 07 by Ballz!

“Nothing really affected me until I heard Elvis. If there hadn’t been an Elvis, there wouldn’t have been a Beatles.” - John Lennon

“Elvis is like the Big Bang of rock ‘n’ roll. It all came from there.” - Bono

“Last time I saw him, we sang ‘Old Blind Barnabus’ together, a gospel song. I love him and hope to see him in heaven. There’ll never be another like that soul brother.” - James Brown

“Elvis was the King. No doubt about it. People like myself, Mick Jagger, and all the others only followed in his footsteps.” - Rod Stewart

“Elvis is the best ever, the most original. He started the ball rolling for us all.” - Jim Morrison

“If it hadn”t been for Elvis, I don’t know where popular music would be. He was the one that started it all.” - Elton John

“The first concert I attended was an Elvis concert when I was eleven. Even at that age he made me realize the tremendous effect a performer could have on an audience.” - Cher
August 15, 07 by Ballz!

“I’ve always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half-hour late and says on the side, like in gold, ‘SORRY I’M LATE.’” - Axl Rose
August 09, 07 by Ballz!

“…i dunno it seemed a very healthy weight according to my dr ande me, drsssssss, ihave about 5 doctors, eveythingf rom my opb gyn to my addiction dr to the best longevity dr in probably the world, etc. this is in now way a response to alleged reports on blogs an dibn tabloids that im “too thin: National Enquirer put me on the cover i was told put me on the cover saying i was 115-! id be in the hsopital at 115! i do what is best for ME- not what people talk about no matter what i do im going to bw wrong fat ugly too much surgery…” - Courtney Love prattling on and on about her weight in her Myspace blog.
August 07, 07 by Ballz!

“Only white people and older black people say ‘bling’ now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger.” - The notoriously big-mouthed, arrogant, most pompous and narcissistic singer of our time, Mister Kanye West.