July 16, 08 by Ballz!
God bless America - land of beauty pageant contestants who can’t walk for sh*t. Yes, it’s time to add falling on your ass to our long list of national traditions, alongside burgers, barbecues and baseball. In last night’s Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam, Miss USA Crystle Stewart of Texas secured a spot in the Top Ten and then blew it when she tumbled during some dress-y walk. Her recovery attempt of cheering for herself and then executing a crushing death stare at the judges did nothing for her chances, and she lost to some hot chick from Venezuela. This is the second time a Miss USA has taken a tumble in the Miss Universe competition - last year’s finalist made it to the Top 5, even after a spill in the evening gown competition. At least our American losers can forever bond over their sore asses.
Watch and laugh above.
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June 24, 08 by Ballz!
Tired of living in Beyoncé’s shadow 364 days of the year, Solange Knowles went to extremes to make sure she owned the spotlight at her birthday bash. While she donned a loud, orange mini-dress, Beyoncé and mom Tina Knowles conservatively wore black wrap dresses. If the family dress code weren’t enough, Solange got the hottest DJ in town, Samantha Ronson, to work the event, posing with her and (rumored) girlfriend Lindsay Lohan.
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June 24, 08 by Ballz!
He’s got seven children from five different women, but it’s 63-year-old Jurassic rocker Rod Stewart that can’t get enough of mother’s milk!
Decked out in precious matching pink outfits on their yacht in Capri, Rod nursed on his 37-year-old wife Penny Lancaster’s supple breast.
After his feeding, Penny changed Rod’s diaper.
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June 23, 08 by Ballz!
Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch says the Grammy-winning singer is suffering from emphysema and he fears she could be “dead in three months.”
“The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her,” he says.
Winehouse, 24, was taken to the hospital last week for tests after she fainted at home in London.
“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch said. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.”
If she doesn’t get treatment, she could need an oxygen mask to breathe, he continued.
“The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn’t have been able to breathe,” he added. “If drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it.”
Last month, Winehouse was released on bail after being arrested for suspicion of drug use. She was questioned by police for more than nine hours about footage from January that shows her allegedly using a crack pipe.
The singer also went to rehab in January.
Check out the picture below of Amy before her drug-addiction led her into the mess she is in today:
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