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“You don’t sleep with David Beckham. I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him every night!” - Nude sleeper and probably the most envied woman in the world Victoria Beckham!

New pictures of Victoria Beckham’s biggest assets appearing a little deflated have caused several British tabloid to believe that she has had her rock hard pieces of plastic removed. “I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea,” says her spokesperson. We leave you to judge for yourself:

David Beckham, the man who has everything, may be suffering more than just sports related injuries. The UK papers are gleefully reporting that his once luxuriant hair is thinning. We can’t decide whether it’s just the short haircut or a genuine potential imperfection. If worse comes to worse, we’re confident he’ll be just as devastating with a shaved head.

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Two songs “Gimme More” and “Cold As Fire” have been leaked from Britney Spears‘ upcoming album. Gimme More opens with “It’s Britney Bitch” and also happens to be the name of the video Brit was spotted shooting in July. Both songs confirm what we’ve always known - Britney Spears’ singing days are long over! It’s a wonder she takes home US $737,868 a month.

Click here to hear them.

UPDATE: Brit is planning on officially having her “comeback” on Sept. 9th on the MTV VMA’s in Las Vegas. Brit wanted to “wow” the crowd by performing with Justin Timberlake, but Justin knew better and turned down the offer. Her next shock technique was to sing ‘My Prerogative’ as pictures of Justin and K-Fed along with scandalous gossip about her flashed on a screen behind her. But her team axed that idea as well. They then came up with taking “Gimme More” to a new level of torture. We hear Criss Angel will help Brit vanish and then reappear several times as she nasal sings her way through the new song. Now If only he could make her disappear for good…

It’s been less than a month since squeaky soccer hottie, David Beckham has made his US debut and he’s already had two injuries. The midfielder, who previously nursed an injured ankle that cost him playing time, makes us wonder if he let out a girlish squeal when he sprained a ligament in his knee.

The 32-year-old British soccer import who seems to have had a rough start in the US was seriously injured in a tackle with Pachuca midfielder Fernando Salazar in the first half of Wednesday night’s SuperLiga title match. Becks signaled for help and then limped to the sideline as a substiture stepped onto the field to fill in.

This comes just days after his heated confrontation with Jesse Marsch. What’s worse is Becks’ injury has sent the golden boy to the bench for the next 6 weeks. Rumors has it that other players are bitten by the green-eyed monster and are intentionally trying to hurt him because he is such a high profile player. Adding insult to injury, The Los Angeles Galaxy team are reportedly beginning to doubt that they’ve gotten their money’s worth from Becks.