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Osama has the hots for Whitney!

August 22, 06 by Ballz

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Al Qaeda chief and the world’s most dreaded terrorist, Osama bin Laden is apparently so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he’s thinking of putting a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown!

Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof who claims to have once been bin Laden’s sex slave, writes this in her autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl.

“He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”

“He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting. He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”

“[He would say] how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed.

“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”

“African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures. What need do you have for a womb?”

Boof goes on to write that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested Whitney’s hairstyle. “Why do you wear your hair braided?” he fumed, telling her that “only monkeys” did that.