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Jennifer Lopez has been left fuming after finding out she is to be mocked in a new porn flick. The X-rated movie - entitled ’Jenny on the’… er… four-letter-word-that-rhymes-with ’Block’ will be an adults-only parody of her career. Playing a sex-mad character called J.Ho will be Jasmine Byrne, a “Lopez look-alike” who previously starred in an epic entitled ’ Britney Rears.’ “I always loved J.Lo, doing her singing, dancing and acting. I jumped at the chance to do it.” gushed Byrne.