BALLZ! Express Yourself With BALLZ!

Jessica Simpson showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala looking several shades too dark — and we’re not just referring to her hair!

But onto what we really care about — her boobs!

This busty babe with an unfortunate case of saggy-breast syndrome, debuted a pair of much higher breasts at last nights event prompting us to wonder if she’s had a little help uplifting the downfall. “They looked like they’re filled with helium!” pointed out one of our staff members.