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Lindsay’s Twin [Fake] Towers

August 15, 06 by Admin

Lindsay….we know that you’re dealing with a crazy stalker these days, so is this why you left the house without putting on any undergarments under that hideous outfit. Maybe you were walking the morning of shame after one of your many booty calls??? Um, Linds, although you may not think it, we can see your boobies, which look pretty fake to us. Lindsay says they aren’t fake "It’s like when they said I got my chest done and it wasn’t true. [The taboids] kind of blew off the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. I’ve never done anything." but it seems to us that Lindsay is on her way to taking "Tara Reid 101: How To Secure Yourself a Clothing Malfunction." Real. Fake. Real. Fake. Tell us what you think

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12 responses for this post

  1. Tina Says:

    I say it’s fake! She never had boobs that were this big…remember just a few months ago she was looking anorexic and now this all of a sudden.. she hasnt put on much weight anywhere else but just upstairs.. thats bullshit!

  2. Amy Moreno Says:

    Fake Boogs dont sag like that….
    those are defenetly real.
    she’s always had big boobs.

  3. Nikki McCormack Says:

    The boobies are most definatly real!!! Unless you have the shittest surgon in the world FAKE TITS DONT SAG!

  4. SS Says:

    Real. They are sagging! If her a doctor did that to her. She should sue him! Lol

  5. Keepin' It Real Says:

    Oh yeah… they’re real. (Fake boobs are unnaturally tight & firm.) Let this be a lesson to us all. Ladies, if you are chesty & don’t keep the “girls” supported properly, gravity is going to take over…

  6. kathleen Says:

    WHO CARES if they are REAL or FAKE–pls. just cover them UP!!

  7. CC Says:

    Bravo to Tina for seeing what is sooooooooo obvious to anyone who has vision!!!!! [Waving to Tina]! ;) [Then shaking my head…..]

    Of course these puppies are F-A-K-E!!!!

    Are you guys not familiar with a procedure where the implant is put closer to the forearm, instead of the center of the breast, and this gives the fake breasts a more “droopy” appearance? Just because they are drooping does not mean that they are not fake. NOT all fake breasts stand up to 200 mph winds without moving people! Some do, and these are clearly the more “droopy” implant variety! Get a clue people!!!!

    Also………

    If any of you had doubts about whether these puppies were real, all you had to do was look at photos of Lindsey just 2 weeks before she sported these huge cannons (on July 4th). She was about 3 cup sizes smaller and NO ONE just gains weight in the boobies and no where else! NO ONE….NOT even La Lohan!

    These cannons are faker than Michael Jackson’s many noses!!! Get your eyes checked people!!! Get your eyes checked!!!!

    Also, it is obvious to me that Lindsey wore THIS SHIRT JUST TO SHOW HER BREASTS IN AN EFFOR TO DESPERATELY PROVE TO PEOPLE: “YA SEE! THEY DROOP, SO THEY GOTTA BE REAL!” Well, she may fool 99% of the population, but not me or Tina! ;) They are fake and now that I look at them, the shape looks weirdly fake as well.

    Kathleen: I agree. She needs to cover them up and then go somewhere where we will never have to see her again! ;)

  8. bobi Says:

    They are fake, she never used to show them off so much before when she was flatter and she hasn’t really gained any weight. It’s impossible. There only droopy because she never wears bras so eventually the silicone will start to hang.

  9. CC Says:

    Thank you bobi! Thank you! ;)

    I mean, Lindsey is sooooooooooo transparent. She NEVER used to show off her breasts like this!!! I mean, come on!!! (LOL)

    NOW she’s wearing shirts that have no sides in an attempt to FOOL people that her droopy, yet very fake breasts are real!!! And you’re right bobi! This is physically impossible (to gain weight only in the breasts and no where else)!

  10. hotone Says:

    Fake or not her tittie look like they belong to a 60yr old woman.

  11. Valeria Says:

    Fake Boogs dont sag like that….
    those are defenetly real.
    she’s always had big boobs.

  12. Dena Says:

    … I kinda think it’s fake. They are way to big.

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