BALLZ! Express Yourself With BALLZ!

Above is a leaked party invite sent out by Nicole Richie to her friends. The Memorial Day bash invitation was blown out of proportion  and Nicole was ridiculously accused of encouraging guests to look like sticks and for other revellers to drink “massive” amounts of alcohol. Well, Nicole is having none of that, she tells Ryan Seacrest:

“It’s a private email… to my friends, I was joking and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it… I think that it’s funny. It’s not like I went and posted it on some blog or something; I didn’t mean to make it public, and I have every right to say whatever I want to my friends. It’s not that deep… I wanted to write something that rhymes and that was funny. That’s it… I do it for every single holiday. I’m really confused as to why everyone is so shocked that I wrote a joking email to my friends.”