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Heather Mills is standing tall.

Well, as tall as one can stand with a fake leg.

The evil ex-wife of Paul McCartney has declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from the singing legend, an amount that was finalized this morning in London.

There was actually a time when Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were happy and… ah, who are we kidding? She was always after his money.

Despite receiving an enormous sum for being nothing but a spoiled ball and chain, Mills stood on the courthouse steps and could not let the issue slide.

“I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I’ve said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it’s going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn’t successful,” she said.

Let is now be known: Heather Mills is a successful gold digger!

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Talk about fashion disasters. What would Elvis think? What would L Ron Hubbard think? We’ve long noticed that Scientologists are style challenged. Scientologists stick together and only consult their own kind, and it’s a safe bet there a NOT a lot of stylists or designers among them. So they have to fend for themselves when it comes to fashion, and this is the result.

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Britney Spears as she’s never appeared before – as a receptionist named Abby.

CBS has released photos of the singer – in a ponytail wearing a blue shirt, black heels, glasses and a secretary-style skirt – from her guest-role as Abby on How I Met Your Mother.

Spears spent last week shooting scenes in which she plays Abby on the March 24 episode.

“Working at How I Met Your Mother has been so terrific,” Spears said Thursday. “Everyone, including the cast, the crew and the producers, has been wonderful and Abby is such a fun girl to play. I’m having a blast!”

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A judge has ruled that Britney Spears, who is worth an estimated $100 million, will receive $1,500 a week via debit card as an allowance. We’re not sure how Britney is going to handle that as only her Starbucks bills come up to a whole lot. May be she can borrow some money from daddy who pockets $2,500 a week from her accounts as conservator?!

Jamie’s lawyer, Geraldine Wyle, said it was “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.”

Britney had the choice to appear at the hearing yesterday — but ultimately decided being on the set of “How I Met Your Mother” was the way to go. She will reportedly be a guest star on an episode this spring, playing a secretary. We wonder if Britney is getting paid for her acting skills and if she is, does she get to keep the money?