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Heather Mills is standing tall.

Well, as tall as one can stand with a fake leg.

The evil ex-wife of Paul McCartney has declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from the singing legend, an amount that was finalized this morning in London.

There was actually a time when Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were happy and… ah, who are we kidding? She was always after his money.

Despite receiving an enormous sum for being nothing but a spoiled ball and chain, Mills stood on the courthouse steps and could not let the issue slide.

“I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I’ve said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it’s going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn’t successful,” she said.

Let is now be known: Heather Mills is a successful gold digger!

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Talk about fashion disasters. What would Elvis think? What would L Ron Hubbard think? We’ve long noticed that Scientologists are style challenged. Scientologists stick together and only consult their own kind, and it’s a safe bet there a NOT a lot of stylists or designers among them. So they have to fend for themselves when it comes to fashion, and this is the result.

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Britney Spears as she’s never appeared before – as a receptionist named Abby.

CBS has released photos of the singer – in a ponytail wearing a blue shirt, black heels, glasses and a secretary-style skirt – from her guest-role as Abby on How I Met Your Mother.

Spears spent last week shooting scenes in which she plays Abby on the March 24 episode.

“Working at How I Met Your Mother has been so terrific,” Spears said Thursday. “Everyone, including the cast, the crew and the producers, has been wonderful and Abby is such a fun girl to play. I’m having a blast!”

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A judge has ruled that Britney Spears, who is worth an estimated $100 million, will receive $1,500 a week via debit card as an allowance. We’re not sure how Britney is going to handle that as only her Starbucks bills come up to a whole lot. May be she can borrow some money from daddy who pockets $2,500 a week from her accounts as conservator?!

Jamie’s lawyer, Geraldine Wyle, said it was “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.”

Britney had the choice to appear at the hearing yesterday — but ultimately decided being on the set of “How I Met Your Mother” was the way to go. She will reportedly be a guest star on an episode this spring, playing a secretary. We wonder if Britney is getting paid for her acting skills and if she is, does she get to keep the money?

Madonna has smoked weed , dabbled with ecstasy and given Justin Timberlake an injection in the backside.

The pair spilled the secrets last night when Justin inducted Madge into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The former Mouseketeer entertained fans with a saucy speech - even dubbing the Queen of Pop a control freak at the ceremony in New York.He said: “People always ask if she is the control freak people say she is. Hell yeah!
“We had a recording session in London and I wasn’t feeling well. She said: ‘Would you like a B12 shot?’ She reached into her handbag, pulled a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: ‘Drop ‘em.’

“I don’t know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants. She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life. That is what Madonna will always be to us. The shot in the ass when we really need it.”

Justin - who produced Madge’s latest album Hard Candy - added: “She’s a woman on top and I’m sure she is enjoying that position.

“Nobody has got into the rock and roll of fame when they’re looking this damn fine.”

The cheeky ex-’N Sync star also had time for a sly dig at former flame Britney Spears. Before welcoming Madonna to the stage, he joked: “There have been a lot of wannabes, I may have even dated a couple of them.

“She has also kissed someone I may or may not have kissed myself. Of course you know I’m talking about Sean Penn.”

The Material Girl then accepted her award, before warning Justin: “I’ll get you f***er.” She added: “What’s a record without the music? That’s right mother f***ers.

“What’s a record without Timbaland, Stuart Price…Pharrell Williams and Justin Timberlake.”

Madge then confessed she once experimented with the drug ecstasy, saying she shared a pill with a music executive who listened to her first demo tape, before talking about the time she “smoked a joint” with her publicist.

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