BALLZ! Express Yourself With BALLZ!

While we take immense pride in our country, we have to hang our head low in shame at the sight of fellow Swede Alex galavanting with Paris Hilton. According to a source, she met the hunky tourist on a street corner.

“We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He’s very hot. He’s living much better now.”

We can only hope he goes through all his tests before entering the country!