Joe Simpson Is Looking For A Date, Any Takers?
March 25, 08 by Ballz!
After reportedly setting up some of his daughters’ past dalliances, it looks like Joe Simpson is looking to find love himself. Which wouldn’t be an issue, if he weren’t already married. Apparently, at Perez Hilton’s party last week, Joe was seen hanging out with some pals (including Ashlee’s ex Ryan Cabrera) without his wedding ring on, approaching several ladies. “He was flirting with one group of girls who either didn’t know who he was or didn’t care, and they just grabbed their drinks, laughed and walked away,” a source told Page Six.
Given Joe’s recent dip back into the dating pool, we thought we’d help him out with a little online profile. We’ve compiled some info for a listing on DadagerDate.com (which has yet to be created) that we think might come in handy.
Sign: Aquarius
Height: 6′2″
Hair: Clairol blonde
Piercings: right ear
Interests: Daughters (yours or mine), Jesus, tanning
Favorite bands: Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson
Favorite sports team: Dallas Cowboys
Dislikes: Nick Lachey, producing films that go straight to video
Who I’m Looking For: Someone who likes to tan, who enjoys meddling in their children’s lives and making inappropriate comments
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