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Two songs “Gimme More” and “Cold As Fire” have been leaked from Britney Spears‘ upcoming album. Gimme More opens with “It’s Britney Bitch” and also happens to be the name of the video Brit was spotted shooting in July. Both songs confirm what we’ve always known - Britney Spears’ singing days are long over! It’s a wonder she takes home US $737,868 a month.

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UPDATE: Brit is planning on officially having her “comeback” on Sept. 9th on the MTV VMA’s in Las Vegas. Brit wanted to “wow” the crowd by performing with Justin Timberlake, but Justin knew better and turned down the offer. Her next shock technique was to sing ‘My Prerogative’ as pictures of Justin and K-Fed along with scandalous gossip about her flashed on a screen behind her. But her team axed that idea as well. They then came up with taking “Gimme More” to a new level of torture. We hear Criss Angel will help Brit vanish and then reappear several times as she nasal sings her way through the new song. Now If only he could make her disappear for good…