Το Osama έχει τα hots για Whitney!
22,6 Αυγούστου από Ballz
Ο προ!ιστάμενος και το worldâ ™s Al€ Qaeda ο περισσότερος φοβησμένος τρομοκράτης, Οσάμα μπιν Λάντεν προφανώς έτσι βασανίζονται με Whitney Χιούστον που σκέψη€ heâ ™s την τοποθέτηση ενός χτυπήματος σε hubby της, Bobby καφετί!
Η σουδανέζικη κόλα Boof ποιητών και μυθιστοριογράφων που υποστηρίζει ότι ήταν μιά φορά σκλάβος φύλων€ Ladenâ ™s δοχείων, γράφει αυτό στην αυτοβιογραφία της - ημερολόγιο ενός χαμένου κοριτσιού.
«Μου είπε ότι Whitney Χιούστον ήταν η ομορφότερη γυναίκα he†™d που είδε πάντα.»
«Είπε ότι είχε μια κυρίαρχη επιθυμία για [Χιούστον] και αν και απαίτησε η μουσική ήταν κακή, μίλησε για τα someday απέραντα χρηματικά ποσά εξόδων για να πάει στην Αμερική και να προσπαθήσει να προγραμματίσει μια συνεδρίαση. Είπε ότι θέλησε να δώσει [αυτή] ένα μέγαρο που ήταν κύριος σε ένα προάστιο του Χαρτούμ. Εξήγησε σε με ότι για να κατέχει Whitney, θα ήταν πρόθυμος να παραβεί τον κανόνα χρώματός του και να κάνει μια από συζύγους του της.»
«[Θα έλεγε] πόσο όμορφη είναι, ποιο συμπαθητικό χαμόγελο έχει, πόσο αληθινά ισλαμική είναι αλλά είναι ακριβώς από τον αμερικανικό πολιτισμό και από το σύζυγό της - Bobby καφετί, το οποίο Osama μίλησε για τη δολοφονία, σαν ήταν κανονικό να σκοτωθούν€ womensâ οι σύζυγοι ™.
«Στο χαρτοφύλακά του, θα συναντούσα τυχαία τις φωτογραφίες του αστεριού [περιοδικό], καθώς επίσης και τα αντίγραφα Playboy. Θα ερχόταν σύντομα στο σημείο όπου ήμουν άρρωστος Whitney Houstonâ ™s€ ακρόασης του ονόματος.»
Οι «αφρικανικές γυναίκες είναι μόνο καλές γιατί ένα man†™s χαμηλώνει την ευχαρίστηση. Ποια ανάγκη εσείς έχει για μια μήτρα;»
Το Boof πηγαίνει για να γραφτεί ότι ο εγκέφαλος τρόμου 9/11 απεχθάνθηκε Whitney†™s hairstyle. «Γιατί φοράτε την τρίχα σας που πλέκεται;» αυτός καπνισμένος, λέγοντας της ότι «μόνο οι πίθηκοι» έκαναν αυτού.
ugh Λέει: 23.08.06 6:27 AM
eeeeewwww lol ότι shit είναι δυσάρεστος
CC Λέει: 23.08.06 10:56 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Εντάξει. Έχω γελάσει σε αυτό των προηγούμενων 5 λεπτών και έχω τελικά τη δύναμη για να σχολιάσω το! Πού, OH πού αρχίζω ακόμη και;
1. Al Qaeda chief and the world’s most dreaded terrorist, Osama bin Laden is apparently so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he’s thinking of putting a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown!
CC’s Take: Now this alleged “hit” on Bobby Brown might not actually be such a bad idea. I mean, the man talked openly and proudly of taking “doobie bubbles” out of Whitney’s butt on his reality show, so this strongly suggests that maybe he needs to take an exit, ya know?!?!?!?!? Besides, he hasn’t done anything musically that really blew us out the water….nothing on the same level as “My Perogative” or “Every Little Step” ….yet another reason why maybe perhaps he should be, you know….Um Osama, you can do whatever you want with this information, but a “little bird” told me that Bobby usually hangs out in the sleaziest clubs and party dives in Atlanta.
2. Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof who claims to have once been bin Laden’s sex slave, writes this in her autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl.
CC’s Take: This Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof REALLY needs to get a life. Honey, I know that it’s hard for you to come to grips with the fact that ‘ol Osama would use you to satisfy his animalistic desires THEN brag about how beautiful ANOTHER woman is, but for the sake of your sanity move on. I know that you had pie in the sky dreams of being THE woman that would calm Osama’s wandering eye and heart, but obviously only Whitney can do that for Osama. Here is the box of Kleenex. I am confident that you will get through this. Also, you might want to consider renaming your autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl. In light of this situation, I think that it should be more appropriately titled “Diary of A Extremely Lost, Crazy, and Confused Girl Who Really Needs To Get A Life!” (LOL)
3. “He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”
CC’s Take: He’s obviously only looking at pictures of Whitney when she first burst onto the scene in the 80’s or the mid-90’s at best! Has he seen her LATELY???? If he has, maybe he’s especially turned on by that cracked-out look. But no Whitney doesn’t do crack because she said “Crack is whack!” (LOL)
4. He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting. He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”
CC’s Take: Just goes to show that THE RIGHT WOMAN can make the world’s greatest terrorist jump through hoops! (LOL) Okay, so Osama wants to spend vast amounts of money to go to America to meet Whitney and then bestow upon her a mansion in a suburb of Khartoum, which I’m assuming also comes with her very own beating, on the night of her choice! (LOL) Oh and Whitney….for you to make a KNOWN TERRORIST want to break his “color rule” shows that you got some SERIOUS POWER Girlfriend!!! (LOL)
5. “[He would say] how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed.
CC’s Take: Osama calling Whitney “brainwashed by American culture” is trying a “pot calling the kettle black” situation! THIS psycho puts the “b” in brainwashed!!!
6. African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures. What need do you have for a womb?”
CC’s Take: After all those years of faithful “service,” what a below the belt blow to Kola Boof, Osama’s former sex slave! But wait! If African women are only good for satisfying a man’s lower pleasures (wonder if he means scratching his feet when they itch), what EXACTLY are Islamic men good for? CC’s don’t even go there!!!! (LOL)
7. Boof goes on to write that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested Whitney’s hairstyle. “Why do you wear your hair braided?” he fumed, telling her that “only monkeys” did that.
CC’s Take: So Osama hated Whitney’s braided hairstyle? And what does HE think that WE’RE thinking of that chaotic bird’s nest look that HE’S sporting????
I’m gonna leave you guys on this one by saying that I am thanking my lucky stars that this man isn’t obsessed with me!!! (LOL) Honey, if you offered ME 100 mansions, 100 servants (one for each room in the mansion), 1 million cows, 10 million in cash, and the finest of clothes, I would still tell you, “Yuck, Yuck and Double Yuck”!!!! (LOL)
hotone Says: 24.08.06 at 12:35 am
Soooooooooooo Pathetic bitches are getting book deals to sell a bunch of lies and idiots as yourself above tghis post will feed into the crock of shit! Sad,hey dont you above this post have anything else better to elaborate on? Whitney love ya and miss you who wouldnt want to desire your sexiness?
CC Says: 28.08.06 at 2:04 am
Hmmmm….I’m wondering about this too hotone!
What exactly did you mean by “eeeeewwww lol that shit is nasty, Ugh?” Please elaborate.