Osama has the hots for Whitney!乌萨马有hots为惠特尼！
August 22, 06 by Ballz 8月22日， 06所ballz
Al Qaeda chief and the world’s most dreaded terrorist, Osama bin Laden is apparently so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he’s thinking of putting a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown!盖达组织，行政和worldâ € ™最可怕的恐怖分子，拉登显然是这么痴迷惠特尼休斯顿说， heâ € ™思维，把一击中她的hubby ，鲍比布朗！
Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof who claims to have once been bin Laden’s sex slave, writes this in her autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl.苏丹诗人和小说家科拉boof谁索赔有曾被斌ladenâ € ™ s性奴隶，这写在她的自传-日记丢失的女孩。
“He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.” “他告诉我，惠特尼休斯顿是最美丽的女人heâ € ™ d前所未有的” 。
“He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting. “他说，他有一个至高无上的愿望[休斯顿] ，虽然他声称音乐是邪恶的，他说总有一天，支出大量的钱到美国，并尝试安排会见。 He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.他说，他希望给[她]某大厦，他拥有在郊区喀土穆。 He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”他向我解释说，拥有惠特尼，他愿意打破他的颜色和规则，使她的其中一个，他的妻子“ 。
“[He would say] how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed. “ [他会说]如何美丽，她是，什么是好，她的微笑，如何真正的伊斯兰她，但只是洗脑，由美国文化和她的丈夫-鲍比布朗，其中乌萨马谈到杀死，如果是正常的有womensâ € ™丈夫死亡。
“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. “在他的公事包，我会碰到的照片，明星[杂志] ，以及副本花花公子。 It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”它将很快来点我是有病的听证会惠特尼houstonâ € ™的姓名“ 。
“African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures. “非洲妇女，只有良好的一个manâ € ™ s较低的乐趣。 What need do you have for a womb?”有什么需要你有一个子宫“ ？
Boof goes on to write that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested Whitney’s hairstyle. boof的推移，以写9 / 11恐怖主脑憎恶whitneyâ € ™ s发型。 “Why do you wear your hair braided?” he fumed, telling her that “only monkeys” did that. “为什么你穿你的头发编织？ ”他不满，告诉她说： “只有猴子”这样做。
ugh Says: ugh说： 23.08.06 at 6:27 am 23.08.06在上午06时27分
eeeeewwww lol that shit is nasty eeeeewwww lol说， shit外围是讨厌
CC Says: 消委会说： 23.08.06 at 10:56 am 23.08.06在上午10时56分
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Okay.好了。 I’ve been laughing at THIS one of the past 5 minutes and I finally have the strength to comment on it!我一直在笑，在这其中过去5分钟，我终于有实力作出评论！ Where, oh where do I even begin?哪里哦，我在哪里，甚至开始？
1. 1 。 Al Qaeda chief and the world’s most dreaded terrorist, Osama bin Laden is apparently so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he’s thinking of putting a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown!盖达组织，行政和worldâ € ™最可怕的恐怖分子，拉登显然是这么痴迷惠特尼休斯顿说， heâ € ™思维，把一击中她的hubby ，鲍比布朗！
CC’s Take: Now this alleged “hit” on Bobby Brown might not actually be such a bad idea.消委会的考虑：现在，这个所谓的“打”就鲍比布朗未必，其实是这样一个坏主意。 I mean, the man talked openly and proudly of taking “doobie bubbles” out of Whitney’s butt on his reality show, so this strongly suggests that maybe he needs to take an exit, ya know?!?!?!?!?我的意思是，该名男子交谈，公开和自豪地以“ doobie泡沫”走出惠特尼的对接对他的现实都表明，因此，这有力地表明，也许他需要采取一出口，亚知道?!?!?!?!? Besides, he hasn’t done anything musically that really blew us out the water….nothing on the same level as “My Perogative” or “Every Little Step” ….yet another reason why maybe perhaps he should be, you know….Um Osama, you can do whatever you want with this information, but a “little bird” told me that Bobby usually hangs out in the sleaziest clubs and party dives in Atlanta.此外，他没有这样做，音乐真的引爆我们走出水… … 。无关就同一水平为“我的特权”或“每一个小步骤” … … ，但另一个原因，也许，也许他应该，你知道吗… 。嗯乌萨马，你可以为所欲为，你想与这方面的资料，而是一个“小鸟”告诉我，鲍比通常挂起指出，在sleaziest俱乐部和党的俯冲在亚特兰大。
2. 2 。 Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof who claims to have once been bin Laden’s sex slave, writes this in her autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl.苏丹诗人和小说家科拉boof谁索赔有曾被斌ladenâ € ™ s性奴隶，这写在她的自传-日记丢失的女孩。
CC’s Take: This Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof REALLY needs to get a life.消委会的考虑：这个苏丹的诗人和小说家科拉boof真正需要得到的生活。 Honey, I know that it’s hard for you to come to grips with the fact that ‘ol Osama would use you to satisfy his animalistic desires THEN brag about how beautiful ANOTHER woman is, but for the sake of your sanity move on.蜂蜜，我知道这很难，你来正视事实，即'醇乌萨马，你会使用，以满足他的欲望animalistic ，然后吹嘘如何美丽的另一名女子，但为了您的理智的举动。 I know that you had pie in the sky dreams of being THE woman that would calm Osama’s wandering eye and heart, but obviously only Whitney can do that for Osama.我知道你有馅饼在天空的梦想，正在该名女子将平静乌萨马的游荡，眼睛和心脏，但显然只有惠特尼可以这样做乌萨马。 Here is the box of Kleenex.这里是一盒kleenex 。 I am confident that you will get through this.我深信，你会得到通过。 Also, you might want to consider renaming your autobiography - Diary of a Lost Girl.此外，您可能需要考虑重新命名您的自传-日记丢失的女孩。 In light of this situation, I think that it should be more appropriately titled “Diary of A Extremely Lost, Crazy, and Confused Girl Who Really Needs To Get A Life!” (LOL)在针对这种情况，我认为这应该是更恰当的标题为“日记一极失去，疯狂和混乱的女孩谁真正需要获得的生命！ ” （ lol ）
3. 3 。 “He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.” “他告诉我，惠特尼休斯顿是最美丽的女人heâ € ™ d前所未有的” 。
CC’s Take: He’s obviously only looking at pictures of Whitney when she first burst onto the scene in the 80’s or the mid-90’s at best!消委会的考虑：他的，显然只有看的照片，惠特尼时，她第一次水管爆裂，到现场在80年代或90年代中期在最好的！ Has he seen her LATELY????他看到她最近？ ？ ？ ？ If he has, maybe he’s especially turned on by that cracked-out look.如果他有，也许他的拒绝，尤其是对由该破获指出看看。 But no Whitney doesn’t do crack because she said “Crack is whack!” (LOL)但没有惠特尼不裂纹，因为她说： “打击是痛击！ ” （ lol ）
4. 4 。 He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.他说，他有一个至高无上的愿望[休斯顿] ，虽然他声称音乐是邪恶的，他说总有一天，支出大量的钱到美国，并尝试安排会见。 He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.他说，他希望给[她]某大厦，他拥有在郊区喀土穆。 He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”他向我解释说，拥有惠特尼，他愿意打破他的颜色和规则，使她的其中一个，他的妻子“ 。
CC’s Take: Just goes to show that THE RIGHT WOMAN can make the world’s greatest terrorist jump through hoops!消委会的考虑：刚才正好说明正确的女子，可以使世界上最伟大的恐怖跳转通过箍！ (LOL) Okay, so Osama wants to spend vast amounts of money to go to America to meet Whitney and then bestow upon her a mansion in a suburb of Khartoum, which I’m assuming also comes with her very own beating, on the night of her choice! （ lol ）好了，所以乌萨马要花费大量的金钱到美国，以满足惠特尼，然后赐给后，她在某大厦的一个郊区喀土穆，我假设，也与她很自己的殴打，在当晚她的明智的选择！ (LOL) Oh and Whitney….for you to make a KNOWN TERRORIST want to break his “color rule” shows that you got some SERIOUS POWER Girlfriend!!! （ lol ） OH和惠特尼… 。为您作出已知的恐怖分子想要打破他的“颜色”规则表明，你有一些严重的电力女朋友！ (LOL) （ lol ）
5. 5 。 “[He would say] how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed. “ [他会说]如何美丽，她是，什么是好，她的微笑，如何真正的伊斯兰她，但只是洗脑，由美国文化和她的丈夫-鲍比布朗，其中乌萨马谈到杀死，如果是正常的有womensâ € ™丈夫死亡。
CC’s Take: Osama calling Whitney “brainwashed by American culture” is trying a “pot calling the kettle black” situation!消委会的考虑：乌萨马要求惠特尼“洗脑，由美国文化”正试图“五十步笑百步”的局面！ THIS psycho puts the “b” in brainwashed!!!这个心理把有“ B ”在洗脑！
6. 6 。 African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures.非洲妇女，只有良好的一个manâ € ™ s较低的乐趣。 What need do you have for a womb?”有什么需要你有一个子宫“ ？
CC’s Take: After all those years of faithful “service,” what a below the belt blow to Kola Boof, Osama’s former sex slave!消委会的考虑：毕竟这些年的忠实“服务， ”什么是低于皮带打击科拉boof ，乌萨马的前性奴隶！ But wait!但等待！ If African women are only good for satisfying a man’s lower pleasures (wonder if he means scratching his feet when they itch), what EXACTLY are Islamic men good for?如果非洲妇女不仅有利于满足一个男子的较低的乐趣（不知道如果他指的划伤他的脚，当他们痒） ，究竟是伊斯兰男子好处？ CC’s don’t even go there!!!!消委会的甚至不去那里！ (LOL) （ lol ）
7. 7 。 Boof goes on to write that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested Whitney’s hairstyle. boof的推移，以写9 / 11恐怖主脑憎恶whitneyâ € ™ s发型。 “Why do you wear your hair braided?” he fumed, telling her that “only monkeys” did that. “为什么你穿你的头发编织？ ”他不满，告诉她说： “只有猴子”这样做。
CC’s Take: So Osama hated Whitney’s braided hairstyle?消委会的考虑：乌萨马恨惠特尼的辫状的发型？ And what does HE think that WE’RE thinking of that chaotic bird’s nest look that HE’S sporting????什么他是否认为我们正在思想的混沌的燕窝看看他的运动？ ？ ？ ？
I’m gonna leave you guys on this one by saying that I am thanking my lucky stars that this man isn’t obsessed with me!!!我在哪里离开你们就这一说，我很感谢我的幸运颗星，这名男子是不是痴迷与我！ (LOL) Honey, if you offered ME 100 mansions, 100 servants (one for each room in the mansion), 1 million cows, 10 million in cash, and the finest of clothes, I would still tell you, “Yuck, Yuck and Double Yuck”!!!! （ lol ）蜂蜜，如果你愿意为我提供100大厦， 100公务员（每个房间，在大厦） ， 100.0万头牛， 10万美元的现金，和最好的衣服，我仍然会告诉你， “ yuck ， yuck和双yuck "!!!! (LOL) （ lol ）
hotone Says: hotone说： 24.08.06 at 12:35 am 24.08.06在上午12时35分
Soooooooooooo Pathetic bitches are getting book deals to sell a bunch of lies and idiots as yourself above tghis post will feed into the crock of shit! soooooooooooo可怜犬越来越图书交易出售一堆的谎言和白痴像你上述tghis邮政将饲料进入摩擦的shit外围！ Sad,hey dont you above this post have anything else better to elaborate on?可悲的，嘿，你不用上述这个职位有什么其他更好地阐述一下？ Whitney love ya and miss you who wouldnt want to desire your sexiness?惠特尼爱亚和想念你谁wouldnt想要的愿望，您的性感呢？
CC 消委会 Says:说： 28.08.06 at 2:04 am 28.08.06在上午02时04分
Hmmmm….I’m wondering about this too hotone! hmmmm … 。我想知道关于这也是hotone ！
What exactly did you mean by “eeeeewwww lol that shit is nasty, Ugh?” Please elaborate.究竟你所指的“ eeeeewwww lol说， shit外围是讨厌， ugh ？ ”请详细说明。