The World Makes Sense Again
June 07, 07 by Ballz!
Enrique disappointed his hordes of female fans (and some male ones too), when he claimed he has a little one.
But the Spanish heart-throb wants you to know that he’s a man in every sense of the word.
Speaking to the Sun, the 32-year old hottie says: “I meant I needed a penis reduction, not enlargement! I’m huge! The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.”
“They asked me if I wanted to explore other options after a music career and promoting True Star perfume for Tommy Hilfiger. I said perhaps I could do my own condom range – but the condoms have to be small.”
Whew! We’re glad that’s been cleared up. The women of Ballz can now go back to having a good nights sleep and some very naughty dreams!
