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Former Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham surprised her man David Beckham by whisking him away to England to celebrate one more year of not dying! Fellow Spice Girls, Mel B, Emma and Geri were on hand to spice up David’s 32nd birthday. While the former Scary Spice put on a brave face as she arrived at the party, she ended the night in tears over her bitter paternity battle with Eddie Murphy.

Her unlikely saviour came in the shape of Beckham’s sister Joanne, who spent the evening trying to comfort her. According to a source: “Joanne was shouting, “No man is worth it Mel,” and Mel was flinging her arms around wildly. She eventually seemed to cheer up and get over the shocking outburst.”

The source adds: “It was Mel’s first night out clubbing since the baby was born and she became incredibly emotional. She started drinking champagne and burst into tears at one point, gesticulating and burying her head in her hands.”

Mel, who gave birth to daughter Angel a month ago, has revealed she plans to take Eddie to court to prove he is the father of her newborn.

She told People: “He’s not doing a DNA test and he’s not signing the birth certificate. So it’s going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it.”